Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

Calvin and Hobbes

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  1. leftwingpatriot

    leftwingpatriot said, over 1 year ago

    All mothers have that power.

  2. ratlum

    ratlum said, over 1 year ago

    Moms are that way

  3. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 1 year ago

    It’s all in “the look”.

  4. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    That is called non verbal kinesthetic or body communication. No words are necessary.

  5. LX013

    LX013 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    A poem from an Austrian, who is not good in English, perhaps some will understand it!

    When the snow falls wunderbar
    and the children happy are,
    when the Glatteis on the street,
    and we all a Glühwein need,
    then you know, es ist soweit:
    she is here, the Weihnachtszeit.

    Every Parkhaus is besetzt,
    weil die people fahren jetzt
    all to Kaufhof Mediamarkt,
    kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt.
    Shopping hirnverbrannte things
    and the Christmasglocke rings.

    Mother in the kitchen bakes
    Schoko-, Nuss- und Mandelkeks
    Daddy in the Nebenraum
    schmücks a Riesen-Weihnachtsbaum
    he is hanging auf the balls,
    than he from the Leiter falls…

    Finally the Kinderlein
    to the Zimmer kommen rein
    and es sings the family
    schauerlich:“Oh, Christmastree!”
    And the jeder in the house
    is packing die Geschenke aus.

    Mama finds under the Tanne
    eine brandnew Teflon-Pfanne,
    Papa gets a Schlips and Socken,
    everybody does frohlocken.
    President speaks in TV,
    all around is Harmonie,

    bis mother in the kitchen runs:
    Im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans,
    and so comes die Feuerwehr
    with Tatü, tata daher,
    and they bring a long, long Schlauch
    an a long, long Leiter auch,
    and they schrei -“Wasser marsch!”,
    Christmas is – now im – Eimer….

    Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,
    hear the music, see the lights,
    frohe Weihnacht, frohe Weihnacht,
    merry Christmas allerseits….

  6. Dha Dha

    Dha Dha said, over 1 year ago

    nice tattoo i like it too….

  7. dmnynke

    dmnynke GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago


    ….and a Merry Christmas to you.

  8. watmiwori

    watmiwori said, over 1 year ago

    Calvin, you’re six years old, and you mean to say you’re JUST discovering this???

  9. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, over 1 year ago

    You can, Calvin…“when you have your own place and pay your own bills.” And I quote, from all moms everywhere.

  10. M2MM

    M2MM said, over 1 year ago

    LOVE her expression. :D

  11. bluram

    bluram said, over 1 year ago

    “We’ll see”. would do the trick too.

  12. Harry Grapjas

    Harry Grapjas said, over 1 year ago

    My mom would always say when I asked how she could know I was guilty as accused: it is clearly written on your forehead.

  13. frugalnotcheap

    frugalnotcheap said, over 1 year ago

    I felt pretty special that we were allowed to have pierced ears.

  14. bawana

    bawana said, over 1 year ago

    My Mother could make me do anything with a look. 56 years later, I am still in awe when I think about it.

  15. neatslob

    neatslob said, over 1 year ago

    We are back into summer?

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