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   LX013 said, 4 months ago

   Some don’t even understand the taunts and it’s better to run like a squirrel!!
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   George Tirebiter said, 4 months ago

   I’d sneak out to the playground and dig me a Moe trap…
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   Dha Dha said, 4 months ago

   long time no see Moe…….alway Buggin’s………..
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   margueritem said, 4 months ago

   Nothing wrong with out running him.
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   ratlum said, 4 months ago

   Dont just stand there,run.
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   Wiseguy411 said, 4 months ago

   Fight or Flee proven true by empirical evidence once again …
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   ratlum said, 4 months ago

   Dont wait till recess start running now.
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   Zero-Gabriel said, 4 months ago

   @Calvin
   Hid a big stick somewhere, preferably after at a corner-turn. Than later at recess, run towards it.
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   When the big jerk gets close enough… WHACK HIM TILL ALL HIS TEETH FALLS OUT!!
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   Pacopuddy said, 4 months ago

   Get a bag of nuts and throw them hard . . .
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    Tog said, 4 months ago

    I’ve been trying to measure the length of Moe’s arms and I think they’ll reach the ground so he can drag his knuckles along.
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    quints said, 4 months ago

    Ran from a big bully in HS until I went out for wrestling, suddenly he was the runner.
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    bluram said, 4 months ago

    Right now would be a good time to show the world how fast you can move those stubby little legs. To wait would be sheer suicide. On your mark, get set, GO!
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    flagfly said, 3 months ago

    How about calling the police…this dull brute is guilty of assalt.
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    Omnius said, 3 months ago

    Now the NRA would tell Calvin to buy a gun and tell him he has a right to stand his ground.
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    Reppr said, 3 months ago

    Does being a Twinky make Calvin an endangered species?
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