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   leftwingpatriot said, 7 months ago

   Because nobody wants you hurling on them.
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   Brian K said, 7 months ago

   This is the only time he is happy.
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   pouncingtiger said, 7 months ago

   This is the only time when Calvin’s parents are happy, when he’s at school.
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 7 months ago

   The other kids run when they see you getting ready to hurl.
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   margueritem said, 7 months ago

   They just know you’re going to puke!
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   bluskies said, 7 months ago

   Where’s Moe when he could be useful?
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   ratlum said, 7 months ago

   It is fun, nose full of milk and the money to payoff Moe somewhere on the ground out of reach.
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   LX013 said, 7 months ago

   It’s not good to eat so much before running on the playground and do sports!
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   LX013 said, 7 months ago

   Pukeing will bring solitude!
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    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 7 months ago

    Deviled ham? Don’t let the salt police hear that…
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    JohnnyDiego said, 7 months ago

    I have one suggestion for the kids under that jungle gym:
    
    LOOK OUT BELOW
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    Citizen GROG! said, 7 months ago

    Or maybe the other kids just can’t stand to be around him, hurling or no hurling.
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    Vonne Anton said, 7 months ago

    True story…when I was in first grade…ah, who cares?
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    frugalnotcheap said, 7 months ago

    @Vonne Anton

    I do, I do: Tell us a story; that’s half the fun of coming to this little corner!
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    sdebarr said, 7 months ago

    Those grapes will do you in every time
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