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1. 

   leftwingpatriot said, 8 months ago

   Next time, check the settings.
2. 

   somebodyshort said, 8 months ago

   Careful some one might apply a carbon tax.
3. 

   Dogsniff said, 8 months ago

   A toast: “To Calvin”
4. 

   Radish said, 8 months ago

   Operator error.
5. 

   orinoco womble said, 8 months ago

   Reminds me of when my brother, about Calvin’s age, decided toast would be much better if he buttered it before he put it in the toaster. Um, no.
6. 

   Linux0s said, 8 months ago

   Toaster Settings:
   1. Bread
   2. Stale Bread
   3. Raw Toast
   4. Carbon
   5. On Fire
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   Richard S. Russell said, 8 months ago

   “At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer, you will find at least 2 human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer.”
8. 

   LX013 said, 8 months ago

   Or operate people, I pray, I may not need it!
9. 

   Prof danglais said, 8 months ago

   @Radish

   Finger fault.
10. 

    margueritem said, 8 months ago

    The boy has a point there.
11. 

    M2MM said, 8 months ago

    @Linux0s

    LOL . . . exactly right!
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    Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) said, 8 months ago

    Airplanes are a lot better serviced than toasters. They have to be. Toasters don’t kill hundreds at a time when they burn your toast.
13. 

    Igor Smetlavich said, 8 months ago

    I’ve never flown, never will.
14. 

    Pacopuddy said, 8 months ago

    @Linux0s

    I’m going to print this out and stick it on my toaster
15. 

    dukedoug said, 8 months ago

    @Pacopuddy

    Why ? Do you have a toaster like Woody Allen’s ?
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