Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

Calvin and Hobbes

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  1. leftwingpatriot

    leftwingpatriot said, almost 2 years ago

    Hobbes loves looking at the fourth wall.

  2. LX013

    LX013 said, almost 2 years ago

    No tail! That’s impossible!

  3. somebodyshort

    somebodyshort said, almost 2 years ago

    A lot of other enhancments don’t do a lot either. Help the silicone industry tho.

  4. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, almost 2 years ago

    Hate to break it to you, Calvin, but the lead geneticist at Cornell wrote a book on how our genes are failing at the rate of 150 to 500 errors in our genetic codes every generation. (That is one thing that sci-fi like SG1 got right, with an older race literally dying out from cumulative genetic errors. They tried cloning, but it only worked to a certain point.) The cumulative deletarious mutations alone would disprove the notion of evolution— we are devolving at a quantifiable rate. About 15,000 errors have been catalogued and every human has a bunch of them. Only one genetic error that we know of— and it causes sickle-cell anemia— could be thought to be partially beneficial, because it gives some protection from malaria. The only good thing I know of out of the HCERA and PPACA was the elimination of the feeding frenzy on “pre-existing conditions.” It was getting to the point of doing genetic tests to determine who had what “pre-existing condition”, which is like wasting $1000 to save $10 since everyone has them.

  5. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    I see Hobbes point.

  6. NebulousRikulau

    NebulousRikulau GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    And then there are all the females who think that they should have had a tail and get a “Tail Removal Scar” tattooed on.

  7. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, almost 2 years ago

    The tale of this story is that there isn’t one.

  8. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Thereby hangs a tale…no tail.

  9. fredd13

    fredd13 said, almost 2 years ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    You have it backwards; as evolution is unarguable by any scientific standards, what that demonstrates is that there’s something missing or wrong with either the research or conclusion (a bit like scientists using aerodynamics to “prove” that bumblebees can’t fly, for example).

  10. 38lowell

    38lowell said, almost 2 years ago

    So, are we gonna go back to being four-legged and have a tail?
    No tail on Calvin.
    No pants on Hobbes.

  11. Dogsnff

    Dogsnff said, almost 2 years ago

    What about a cocktail? (You know, vodka and vermouth)

  12. samvadi

    samvadi said, almost 2 years ago

    Aaah – the sting is in the tail…

  13. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    The culmination of creation?
    Then I would say “God” aimed really low, and took what he could get…

  14. Dha Dha

    Dha Dha said, almost 2 years ago

    have a big Hole ha ha haaa

  15. Brockie

    Brockie said, almost 2 years ago

    Tail is on the flip side you dope.

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