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   leftwingpatriot said, 10 months ago

   This one is hilarious- every time.
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   LX013 said, 10 months ago

   When I was a little child my grandfather filled a glass with grinded pepper. I said:“Let me look”, and of course I put my nose in the glass, I thought, I must die, I went like Calvin!
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   Veridian said, 10 months ago

   @LX013

   perhaps you meant freshly GROUND pepper? and I suffered a Similar Misfortune as a young child : Mine involved a Freshly Picked Red Chili Pepper…. It Cleared my Sinus’ and I cleared the Hood of a 1979 Dodge Aspen from a Standing Jump! :-)
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   Linux0s said, 10 months ago

   That must be the spicy mustard.
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   cheap day return said, 10 months ago

   for an encore, try horseradish, the the Grand Finale: chinese mustard!
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   legaleagle48 said, 10 months ago

   Calvin, only a fool would jump off a cliff in order to see what was at the bottom.
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   Harryfan said, 10 months ago

   When I was a youngster I noticed that my dad had some hand cleaner in the garage. I wondered what it smelled like. After all most of them that I had smelled up til then were very flowery. That was when I found out about a substance called ammonia. I damn near fell on the floor.
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 10 months ago

   On a test for pyrites, I knew that only one of them was fusible. One sample was unusually pale yellow, but since it was somewhat yellow, I guessed it was one of a small group of pyrites. To make sure, I put it in the bunsen burner flame. Well, while I knew that one pyrite, arsenopyrite, was fusible, the reference books didn’t say it was explosively so.
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   I put the sample in the flame and it instantly was a huge ball of white smoke— arsenic oxide. I reared back, but not fast enough to prevent getting some up my nose. Burned for 20 minutes. Smelled like pizza, actually.
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   We had to open the windows and doors and clear the lab’s air.
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   LX013 said, 10 months ago

   @Veridian

   I ment corns of papper, fresh grinden, it is dusty and when you get this dust in yout nose, it burns like hell!
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    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 10 months ago

    His nose fell into a burnin’ ring of fire. He jumped up up up, and the flames went higher. And it burns burns burns, the mustard of fire, the mustard of fire…
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    Dogsniff said, 10 months ago

    He just took the Jacka$$ screen test.
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    Fiendly Neighbourhood Terrorist said, 10 months ago

    Yeah, well, it beats sniffing glue for the “high” he got.
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    bluram said, 10 months ago

    This brings back memories of when my older sister 11, and uncle 10 dared each other to eat a spoon full of horseradish
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    Whoop Dee Do ! !
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    JohnnyDiego said, 10 months ago

    Is there anyone in this world who hasn’t tried this?
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    SUSAN NEWMAN said, 10 months ago

    When I was a kid, I sniffed a geranium.
    Believe me, that’s an experience one NEVER forgets!!!
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