Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

Calvin and Hobbes

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  1. LX013

    LX013 said, almost 2 years ago

    I wait until opportunity will find me…..

  2. somebodyshort

    somebodyshort said, almost 2 years ago

    Ah to six again

  3. Fiendly Neighbourhood Terrorist

    Fiendly Neighbourhood Terrorist said, almost 2 years ago

    Opportunity will fall off the tree and whack him over the head.

  4. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, almost 2 years ago

    Whenever I used to make the jump to hyperspace, I was inclined to solve global problems, and smoke beaucoup cigarettes.

  5. moronbis

    moronbis said, almost 2 years ago

    Let me think. How did Newton discover gravity?

  6. bluskies

    bluskies said, almost 2 years ago

    Opportunity knocked one time, but I was waiting down at the pier.

  7. Number Six

    Number Six said, almost 2 years ago

    @somebodyshort

    The same to you.

  8. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Well I’m glad Calvin’s taking a passive approach to this. Change is not necessarily a good thing anyway.

  9. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, almost 2 years ago

    Opportunity once knocked and asked, “OK, ready to go? How you doin’?” To which I replied, “Fair to muddlin’.”

    Opportunity never knocks for a muddler.

  10. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @ Stuart Ballin, if you’re here today….We got 2 calls last night at midnight on a cellphone we’ve given very few people the number for. The number onscreen was unknown to us. The second call I answered and snapped in angry English, “How did you get this number? Who gave it to you? Don’t call again, you hear me?” That stopped the calls, but not the giggles from my spouse who said I sounded like an enraged elderly Southern spinster, particularly the “you hear me” part.
    Thanks for reminding me that being trilingual has its purposes beyond business.

  11. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, almost 2 years ago

    Opporknockity only … oh, forget it, I’ve done it before.

  12. gmartin997

    gmartin997 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    When opportunity knocks on Calvin’s door, he won’t even be home.

  13. Dha Dha

    Dha Dha said, almost 2 years ago

    Where’s the big tree?

  14. Wiseguy411

    Wiseguy411 said, almost 2 years ago

    They also serve who only stand (sit) and wait …
    John Milton

  15. Hansternator

    Hansternator said, almost 2 years ago

    @orinoco womble

    What the chuck are you talking about Farlie?

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