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   LX013 said, about 1 year ago

   I wait until opportunity will find me…..
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   somebodyshort said, about 1 year ago

   Ah to six again
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   Fiendly Neighbourhood Terrorist said, about 1 year ago

   Opportunity will fall off the tree and whack him over the head.
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   Dogsniff said, about 1 year ago

   Whenever I used to make the jump to hyperspace, I was inclined to solve global problems, and smoke beaucoup cigarettes.
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   moronbis said, about 1 year ago

   Let me think. How did Newton discover gravity?
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   bluskies said, about 1 year ago

   Opportunity knocked one time, but I was waiting down at the pier.
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   Number Six said, about 1 year ago

   @somebodyshort

   The same to you.
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   Citizen GROG! said, about 1 year ago

   Well I’m glad Calvin’s taking a passive approach to this. Change is not necessarily a good thing anyway.
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   JohnnyDiego said, about 1 year ago

   Opportunity once knocked and asked, “OK, ready to go? How you doin’?” To which I replied, “Fair to muddlin’.”

   Opportunity never knocks for a muddler.
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    orinoco womble said, about 1 year ago

    @ Stuart Ballin, if you’re here today….We got 2 calls last night at midnight on a cellphone we’ve given very few people the number for. The number onscreen was unknown to us. The second call I answered and snapped in angry English, “How did you get this number? Who gave it to you? Don’t call again, you hear me?” That stopped the calls, but not the giggles from my spouse who said I sounded like an enraged elderly Southern spinster, particularly the “you hear me” part.
    Thanks for reminding me that being trilingual has its purposes beyond business.
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    dukedoug said, about 1 year ago

    Opporknockity only … oh, forget it, I’ve done it before.
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    gmartin997 said, about 1 year ago

    When opportunity knocks on Calvin’s door, he won’t even be home.
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    Dha Dha said, about 1 year ago

    Where’s the big tree?
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    SUSAN NEWMAN said, about 1 year ago

    Would Calvin even recognize opportunity if he saw it?
    BTW, I’m guessing he was thinking of his parents when he mentioned “muddle through their lives”.
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    Wiseguy411 said, about 1 year ago

    They also serve who only stand (sit) and wait …
    John Milton
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