Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    Mom just won’t listen…

  2. DreamScourge

    DreamScourge said, over 4 years ago

    Wow a kid who likes the crusts!!!

    Make them yourself and you’ll get what you want, tho’ I’m not sure the knife would get through today’s metal detectors lolz.

    Morning Marg and the rest of the gang!

    Time to get my daily Pibby fix :D

  3. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 4 years ago

    Don’t give him any jelly. Toast the bread until it’s a golden black. crunchy…

  4. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, over 4 years ago

    Oh, she heard him, margueritem; she just doesn’t care.

    If His Majesty wants to start packing his own lunches, I’m sure that Mom wouldn’t have any problem at all with supplying him with the necessary equipment.

  5. kreole

    kreole said, over 4 years ago

    legaleagle48—-You’re right on the mark! In the meantime, it will be another, “Doggone it, she did it again” day in the lunchroom.

  6. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, over 4 years ago

    Mom did the right thing. Calvin didn’t say the magic word, “PLEASE!”

  7. kreole

    kreole said, over 4 years ago

    Wait a minute! Only use the end pieces? After making one sandwich, there’s no end pieces left! Now what?

  8. SWEETBILL

    SWEETBILL said, over 4 years ago

    @ pouncingtiger, my feelings exactly, Calvin is going to have a short life with that altitude :-)

  9. Ransom D Stone

    Ransom D Stone said, over 4 years ago

    kreole alone detected the fatal flaw in Calvin’s scheme!

  10. GROG!

    GROG! GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    I hated the crusts. If the crust around the edge wasn’t aleady cut off, I just wouldn’t eat it. Good luck getting it your way, Calvin. It’s like going to McDonalds.

    somebodyshort, that might have been me. When I lived in Canada, I always had my burgers with mustard and extra pickle when I went to Harveys. Sometimes banana pepper too. But I always had their onion rings. Loved them!

    Good Morning, Marg, Mike & ♠Lonewolf♠

  11. LX013

    LX013 said, over 4 years ago

    When I was a child, it was soon after the second world war and people were poor, my parents too, and every day my mum gave me a bread with pig grease to school, always the same for years!!

  12. Yukoner

    Yukoner said, over 4 years ago

    kreole: after Mom uses the “end pieces” there is left a part loaf with a piece at each end which become the “new end pieces”.

  13. cdward

    cdward said, over 4 years ago

    With only slight tweaking, Calvin could have gotten at least half of what he wanted. The simple use of the word “please” could well have gotten him his jelly in a separate container. That might even make it easier for Mom. The crust only bit - not so much.

    When I was a child, it was PBJ every day, and yes, it got soggy. Fortunately, I liked it that way.

  14. doc7sea

    doc7sea said, over 4 years ago

    Calvin’s mom did the classic thing.

    The most effective way to annoy someone without subjecting yourself into emotional overdrive:

    Pretend you are listening, agree on everything and do nothing.

  15. Puddleglum2

    Puddleglum2 said, over 4 years ago

    White bread is unacceptable, since it’s lacking in nutritive value, but even most whole-grain breads have white bread consistency. I prefer more grainy breads, and the end pieces. I almost always toast the bread. Calvin’s “request” was fairly polite for him, and not unreasonable, but ‘please’ should be highly encouraged, …required, even. - Snagglepuss Mom’s ‘ignoreance’ is unfortunate; it’s equivalent to Dad’s recent response to Calvin’s number-guessing game. A spoon should get ‘through customs’ easier than a knife. BTW, natural foods almost invariably taste better, once a person acquires a taste for them.

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