Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

Calvin and Hobbes

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  1. margueritem

    margueritemGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Or child services.

  2. Praxsis

    Praxsis said, about 1 month ago

    Dad is losing cool points with this one…..LOL

  3. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, about 1 month ago

    My ancient dad tried this with me, but it didn’t work. The other members of my family agreed with me.

  4. Puddleglum2

    Puddleglum2 said, about 1 month ago

    You’re getting hot and bothered, Calvin!

  5. LX013

    LX013 said, about 1 month ago

    Coldness is building up the character!

  6. Gweed O'Murray

    Gweed O'Murray said, about 1 month ago

    You’re warm for about 10 minutes after a stunt like that, then it’s just the same old cold.

  7. fredbuhl

    fredbuhl said, about 1 month ago

    Oh, the victim mentality on display.

  8. BlackKnight15

    BlackKnight15 said, about 1 month ago

    Was on school camp once and kids wouldn’t settle. So I stood them in the lake. 10 minutes later they promised they would stay in their beds. That was 25 years ago. Couldn’t do it today of course. Ahh, the good ol’ days.

  9. WoodEye

    WoodEye said, about 1 month ago

    Oh! The victim on ice…………

  10. Macushlalondra

    Macushlalondra said, about 1 month ago

    In the hot summer sometimes my husband takes a hot shower. He says when he gets out it feels cooler. But that feeling doesn’t last long.

  11. kpeiyin

    kpeiyin said, about 1 month ago

    Dad’s a genius!

  12. Anool

    Anool said, about 1 month ago

    Hey, anyone seen this :

    Bill Watterson granted a rare interview to the Cleveland Plain Dealer, his hometown newspaper, today.

    In the picture, he looks like a spittin’ image of Calvin’s Dad !

    http://www.cleveland.com/living/index.ssf/2010/02/billwattersoncreator_of_belo.html

    http://popwatch.ew.com/2010/02/01/calvin-and-hobbes/

  13. ♠Lonewolf♠

    ♠Lonewolf♠Genius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    You’re getting wiser, Dad!

    Nice to see an interview. Thank you for the link. Anool

  14. Dino-1

    Dino-1 said, about 1 month ago

    I did that when my son was little and was having a temper tantrum. I told him to go outside for a few minutes and cool off. It worked. After that all I had to do was threaten him with the same treatment and he’d calm down.

  15. thebird55

    thebird55 said, about 1 month ago

    The theory of relativity?

  16. horizon1129

    horizon1129 said, about 1 month ago

    This time dad beat you Calvin!!!

  17. Yukoner

    Yukoner said, about 1 month ago

    Toss him a sweater. It’s cheaper than gas, oil or electricity.

  18. paperbucket

    paperbucket said, about 1 month ago

    Baby, its cold outside.

  19. Yukoner

    Yukoner said, about 1 month ago

    anool : thanks for the url. I enjoyed it.

  20. cryptomaniac

    cryptomaniac said, about 1 month ago

    Another thanks from me for the link, Anool. The photo was an old one, though, I think. Bill’s similarity to Calvin’s dad has been noted earlier.

  21. kreole

    kreole said, about 1 month ago

    Man is pleasure driven….Calvin will get pleasure from going back inside to the warmth. Once back inside he will want more…additional warmth, food, ….etc. It doesn’t end.

  22. cymbol

    cymbolGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Ok, I’ll get in line and thank Anool too, it was great reading. I guess I’ll have to go stand in the ‘dummy’s’ corner…I’ve seen pictures of Watterson before but never noticed the similarity. The only difference is Calvin’s dad is clean shaven, no moustache.
    I read another interview from Watterson, years ago, where he said he clashed with his editor and I’m guessing he just plain burned out. He did everything himself, he never hired a staff to help with the strip so after putting in all those hours and then having to butt heads with the editor pushed him over the edge and he walked out.
    On top of all that there were the offers for him to do TV specials and market C and H merchandise which he refused. He’s a quiet man who didn’t like the limelight. Our loss.

  23. Florchi

    Florchi said, about 1 month ago

    We have a mini Hobbes (her name is “Kitty”) and when she doesn’t like the weather outside, she complains to us with plaintive meows - she wants us to fix it. P.S. She is always welcome inside - she just prefers to be outdoors.

  24. jbmetalmonster

    jbmetalmonster said, about 1 month ago

    LX013,
    its kinda convenient how every time calvin builds character, dad saves a couple hundred dollars

  25. Ray C

    Ray C said, about 1 month ago

    Florchi, our cats are the same way. They hold us responsible for the weather. But it’s fun when they snuggle up at night.
    Have you read Heinlein’s The Door Into Summer? He seemed to know cats very well.

  26. sharden2

    sharden2 said, about 1 month ago

    To Anool; Thanks for the heads up. While it wasn’t a long article it gave a lot of insight into Mr. Watterson’s thought process.

    As far as the appeal of Calvin and Hobbes, I think it has a lot to do with the fact that, while Calvin is a handfull, he’s not a stupid kid. He’s the smart kid with the vivid imagination that we all wanted to be when were growing up. I would even venture to say that the IQ of the average Calvin and Hobbes-ophile is anywhere from 10-15 points higher than that of the average comic strip reader because we understand Calvin and like that kind of kid. So let’s all admit that we are Calvin and Hobbes snobs. Hey, maybe that can be a club, sorta like G.R.O.S.S.

  27. cdward

    cdward said, about 1 month ago

    Also thanks for the link, Anool.

    Um, maybe someone else said this and I just scanned the comments too quickly, but did anyone mention that Calvin could just put on a sweater? When our kids get cold, we tell them to put on more. It’s my wife who grumbles the most.

  28. Grog

    GrogGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    I’d say that Calvin’s warming up pretty good now. He’s getting a little steamed.

  29. jrbj

    jrbj said, about 1 month ago

    Well, now we have the proof that Dad is a child abuser. CPS will be very interested in this revelation.

  30. Avolunteer

    Avolunteer said, about 1 month ago

    why is this abuse? I think people are getting a little too coddling with children right now, a little eating dirt and being cold doesn’t hurt any but the ones who have health issues, and Calvin does not have those!

  31. Susan001

    Susan001Genius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    I think hypothermia will set in sooner than in five minutes.

    I just hope someone sees Calvin standing ouside in the snow without a coat and notifies children’s services.

  32. Hurst5809

    Hurst5809 said, about 1 month ago

    Hey Calvin, put on a sweater and long pants!!! This kid’s not real smart.

  33. Richard

    Richard said, about 1 month ago

    That is a problem today, media hype has made the dad look like either a tyrant or a total boob, causing the family unit to fall apart………so they side with the brat.

  34. james the great and magnificent

    james the great and ... said, about 1 month ago

    You don’t know what you got til it’s gone!

  35. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    How can it be cold in there with all that hot air coming out of Calvin’s mouth?

  36. lovecomicsforever

    lovecomicsforever said, about 1 month ago

    My dad sent me this because I get cold easily. Very funny, ha-ha. ;)

  37. sharden2

    sharden2 said, about 1 month ago

    We seem to be forgetting, if Calvin took a common sense approach to everything, well then, we wouldn’t have a strip.

  38. Stede_Bonnet

    Stede_Bonnet said, about 1 month ago

    My dad’s definitiion was:

    If the child dies, it’s “abuse”.
    If the child lives, it’s “parenting”.

    Thx Dad.

  39. grazer

    grazer said, about 1 month ago

    My dad did this to me once.
    Never let me back in either.
    I was 21 at the time.

  40. Vigilante de noche

    Vigilante de nocheGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    bleeep the bad luck grazer…

  41. Jade

    JadeGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Point made.

  42. Sean Ewing

    Sean Ewing said, about 1 month ago

    Just put on a sweat-shirt, Calvin.

  43. bunnyface (bmonk)

    bunnyface (bmonk) said, about 1 month ago

    God forbid that Calvin wear a sweater or sweatshirt–that’s something you only wear when your Mom is cold…

  44. mroberts88

    mroberts88 said, about 1 month ago

    margueritem said, about 11 hours ago

    Or child services.

    Yeah, Dad could call child services……oh, you mean CALVIN call CPS.

  45. mancocapac

    mancocapac said, about 1 month ago

    Bah, Calvin & Hobbes did this joke years ago!

  46. Bargrove

    Bargrove said, about 1 month ago

    Winter—
    My wife: I’m cold. Turn up the heat.
    Me: Put on a sweater

    Summer–
    Me: Hey let’s turn down the air conditioner. It’s cold in here.
    Wife: Put on a sweater

  47. desturbedlio

    desturbedlio said, about 1 month ago

    @ mancocapac

    {cricket noises}

  48. margueritem

    margueritemGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Anool, thanks for the URLS, the article was fun to read.

  49. billdi

    billdi said, about 1 month ago

    i don’t see how a “few minutes” outside could be cause for a nosy neighbor to call cps – besides that it will have little effect on calvin’s penchant to complain and a big effect on dad’s poll numbers.

  50. Doug Dean

    Doug Dean said, about 1 month ago

    Dad’d better watch his back if he lives in Martha Coakely’s state…