Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

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margueritem said, 2 months ago

CandH, where are you?
margueritem said, 2 months ago

And he’ll be panting like a lizard after all those girls….
LX013 said, 2 months ago

True, true!
BigGrouch said, 2 months ago

Right, Calvin, gross.
Get
Rid
Of
Slimy
girlS
Pacejv said, 2 months ago

…..Match ‘ya bloodshoot eyes in the morn, Marge!
DAHamilton said, 2 months ago

Susie gets it
Grog said, 2 months ago

Since he’ll be 6 forever, there’ll be no changing his mind, either. Forever Young.

Happy New Year To All.
Hobbes445 said, 2 months ago

So much charm Calvin, so much charm
comYics said, 2 months ago

Calvin has been like 10 for how many years?
WoodEye said, 2 months ago

Unfortunately, none of us will ever see Calvin grow up. The good news is, none of us will ever see Calvin grow up.
Grog said, 2 months ago

Well put, WoodEye
♠Lonewolf♠ said, 2 months ago

Calvin, one day you’re going to eat your words, pal.
Dberrymanal1 said, 2 months ago

At least Calvin is like most little boys years ago like Beaver, who think love and girls are “sissy stuff”, and not like some today who start having sex at 11 or 12.
Superfrog said, 2 months ago

When I was 11, sex was the number between 5 and 7.
Lewreader said, 2 months ago

When I was 17 I was begging for dates. I didn’t start begging for sex til after I was married.
Ivy0730 said, 2 months ago

Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!
Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!
Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!

Happy 2010!!!
Happy 2010!!!
Happy 2010!!!
Ivy0730 said, 2 months ago

It IS aweful being a girl! yay!
jukeofurl said, 2 months ago

It’s like watching my life review
Josh 1360 said, 2 months ago

I guess Calvin hasn’t learn that girls mature faster than boys. Which wouldn’t matter. As WoodEye posted, we’ll never see these two grow up.
Johanan Rakkav said, 2 months ago

Susie is already more mature than Calvin is. And the greater irony is, she’s better at abstract thought too.

What would make an ENFP male chauvinist pig like Calvin want to go on living? His very weakness in abstract thought, I guess.

Don’t worry, you’re right: he’ll turn around with regard to girls. And true to his type, he’ll be so affectionate that he’ll be a bigger pest than ever..
Puddleglum2 said, 2 months ago

Ivy0730 said,
It IS aweful being a girl! yay!
“I Enjoy Being a Girl”- from Flower Drum Song

God is aweful, too, or awful, depending on one’s perspective.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
jrbj said, 2 months ago

Oh Calvin, one day your hormones will kick in and girls will drive your crazy. Still, you’ll eventually marry one of them and from then on she’ll drive you crazy. That’s when you’ll realize that females were the superior gender the whole time and were just biding their time before they struck. They’re like snakes, frozen in place, just waiting for their prey to get close enough. Then they strike and the strike is deadly.
cabrobst said, 2 months ago

I liked girls even then.
AndroclesI said, 2 months ago

Lewreader, unfortunately that is well-put! But, Calvin doesn’t know that yet.
Macushlalondra said, 2 months ago

My brother Ronny was always chasing girls, even when he was 6. As for Calvin, no we won’t see him grow up and marry Susie, but I wouldn’t mind if the rights were given to someone to write Calvin and Susie at 17 now wouldn’t that be a hoot?

Happy new year everyone!
Grog said, 2 months ago

I shiver when I think of what Calvin would be like at 17. Surely Susie, would be a couple thousand miles away by then.
ronaldmundy said, 2 months ago

spoken like a true texan, calvin. all hat.
lizards don’t pant. we may flick a tongue every now an again and lounge around, but no panting.
lewreader, bowled me over. That’s some funny stuff…..
true, but funny.
if calvin were 17 and still had hobbes, this would be a highly disturbed toon….man with doll….just too weird.
cleO'kaya said, 2 months ago

When Calvin is 17 the girls will be after him because they will see him as the always desirable bad boy. He will have just the right amount of danger that young girls crave.
Brother_James437 said, 2 months ago

She’s right Calvin. You will beg, you willl plead, you will bargen,. just for a chance to take out that little girl that you think is so gross now
MY, how life changes in 10 years or so.
N7326 Foxtrot said, 2 months ago

Calvin and Suzy remind me of my young years and the little redhead that lived across the street. She was Suzy and I was Calvin. Memories, Memories.
Miss.Fit said, 2 months ago

We’ll see Calvin… err… no.. we won’t… Woodeye said it already…
bleepingdeadalien said, 2 months ago

Ahh Calvin…Ahh Suzie…Ahh youth.
jtpozenel said, 2 months ago

And then eventually there’s alimony and child support!
ninmas said, 2 months ago

happy new year/decade!
Susan001 said, 2 months ago

Hey Bill, for 2010, how about reviving this strip, OK?
ed-in-toledo said, 2 months ago

17 - when the girls run just slow enough so the boys WILL catch them…
ronaldmundy said, 2 months ago

brother james, you will bargen? it’s a place. did you mean bargain? i’ve begged and plead. but i’ve never done any bargening.
ratlum said, 2 months ago

Happy New Year
You may be right or not Calvin
Beware of playing doctor
Sean Ewing said, 2 months ago

Lot’s of people say that girls mature faster than boys but I’m pretty sure that that’s not necessarily true
Vigilante de noche said, 2 months ago

Lewreader said, about 11 hours ago

When I was 17 I was begging for dates. I didn’t start begging for sex til after I was married.

Hmm? Spoken like a man who dated Rosie Palm and her five sisters…
Me_Again said, 2 months ago

I love everything Susie says.
chromosome said, 2 months ago

Most girls are MUCH better at subtlety. It took me a long time to realize that.
Stede_Bonnet said, 2 months ago

It so happens that Susie grew up to be quite a catch. And although I am bigger, stronger and better at abstract thought than she is, she still challenges me every day. We’ve been married for 21 years now.

Calvin missed his chance.
engphotog said, 2 months ago

So true, guys go from cooties, to sex on their minds. I love it.
cleO'kaya said, 2 months ago

Or how about from cooties to cuties.
ronaldmundy said, 2 months ago

either way you can still catch the “cooties”.
Sean, your mistaken.
Paul, like you’ve never been there. may your next wife be a blow up doll.
Smartone2000 said, 2 months ago

Well, Calvin will never come victim to that sort of weakness for a womping 12 years. Looks like he’ll have that power until 9 years when he goes through puberty.
jbmetalmonster said, 2 months ago

hold that thought calvin, it’ll come in handy later
jbmetalmonster said, 2 months ago

jeez ronaldmundy, for god sakes keep it PG rated
lolz
Dino-1 said, 2 months ago

Ain’t love great!