Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

Calvin and Hobbes

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  1. calvin hobbes

    calvin hobbes said, 2 months ago

    first,

    good job calvin

  2. margueritem

    margueritemGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Discretion is the better part of valor…

  3. Mishka

    Mishka said, 2 months ago

    His adulthood will appreciate it.

  4. Fer Lefer

    Fer Lefer said, 2 months ago

    All is in the strategy…

  5. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, 2 months ago

    After getting roughed up by Moe, Calvin doesn’t want to get mauled by Hobbes.

  6. WoodEye

    WoodEye said, 2 months ago

    Pick your battles Calvin, pick your battles!

  7. Nivellios

    Nivellios said, 2 months ago

    Calvin,

    You’ll be glad when you go into adulthood. You’ll probably tell your kids (if you have any) “winnning isn’t everything, even if your life depends on it.”

  8. sjoujke

    sjoujkeGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    …especially when you’re up against a tiger.

  9. yyyguy

    yyyguy said, 2 months ago

    is he an Auburn Tiger, a Grambling Tiger, an LSU Tiger, a Princeton Tiger, or one of the hundreds of other Tigers existing in college football? i’d vote Princeton, but i have a bias for those Tigers.

  10. Praxsis

    Praxsis said, 2 months ago

    Hobbes is a TIGER, A MIGHTY, MIGHTY TIGER>>>>HEEEEEEEEEEE’S GREAT!!!!

  11. ♠Lonewolf♠

    ♠Lonewolf♠Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    VERY wise choice in this situation, Calvin!

  12. Yukoner

    Yukoner said, 2 months ago

    Discretion is the better part of valour.

  13. Dino-1

    Dino-1 said, 2 months ago

    I’m so sorry to everyone who had a bully story yesterday and thank you for your comments on mine.
    Calvin is smart, sometimes you just got to know when to surrender. I know playing with my dogs at times and they got carried away with wanting the ball that I’ve just given it to them rather than lose a finger.
    Enjoy those after Christmas sales everyone. I’m off with my son today to buy his gift of dress work clothes for his new job.

  14. Lewreader

    LewreaderGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Afraid of a stuffed tiger? Calvin, stand up and be a 6 year old man.

  15. Grog

    GrogGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Winning isn’t everything, but it beats the hell out of losing.

  16. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan RakkavGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Calvin has come one step closer to inventing Calvinball: the only game in the world he can win, sort of.

  17. Richard

    Richard said, 2 months ago

    Gad, what pathos!

  18. Susan001

    Susan001Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    yyyguy, he’s a DETROIT tiger.
    Calvin’s already had an offer t sell him to Magnum, P. I.

    LOL

  19. jrbj

    jrbj said, 2 months ago

    Actually, in “Calvinball” the winner is the one who has the lowest score. Hobbs hasn’t figured that out yet.

  20. Linda Arney

    Linda Arney said, 2 months ago

    I’m always amazed by Calvin’s vocabulary. “Ambulatory” is quite impressive for a 6 year old! I have freshmen who don’t know what the word means…

  21. Macushlalondra

    Macushlalondra said, 2 months ago

    Calvin is actually a very intelligent kid, years ahead of his time!

  22. N7326 Foxtrot

    N7326 Foxtrot said, 2 months ago

    You want to argue with those eyes of Hobbes’ over a football?

  23. LX013

    LX013 said, 2 months ago

    Hobbes can look so nasty, it’s to feer!

  24. aerwalt

    aerwaltGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    In grammar school, I knocked the bully behind me on his a$$ a minute before the teacher returned to the class.
    He had been giving me shots for a couple of minutes when I let him have it.
    He waited for me after school, but I just stood there , ducking and weaving, and laughing at him while his friends stood around.

    He never bothered me again. In fact, a few years later, I left a small party when he came. I let it be known I wouldn’t be seen in the same room with him.

  25. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, 2 months ago

    From yesterday:

    Susan001 said, about 22 hours ago

    GregandHeather, Calvin’s last name is Spiff. Don’t know if he has a middle name.

    He doesn’t have a LAST name, either, Susan. “Spiff” isn’t Calvin’s last name; it’s the FIRST name of one of his imaginary characters, Spaceman Spiff. As I said yesterday, Bill Watterson never bothered to give Calvin’s family a last name (or even first names to his parents), since he simply considered such details irrelevant.

    That’s also why we never heard from Uncle Max again, incidentally, because Bill realized that he’d never given Calvin’s dad a name, and it was ridiculous to have Uncle Max never call Calvin’s parents by name.

    As far as I know, the only character in C & H who had both a first name and a last name was Susie Derkins.

  26. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan RakkavGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Indeed. Hope you know I was pulling Susan001’s leg in agreeing with her. :))

  27. MrsLukeSkywalker

    MrsLukeSkywalker said, 2 months ago

    CALVIN NEVER BECOMES AN ADULT PEOPLE! HE IS 6 FOREVER!!!

  28. bunnyface (bmonk)

    bunnyface (bmonk) said, 2 months ago

    jrbj said, about 10 scores ago

    ‘Actually, in “Calvinball” the winner is the one who has the lowest score. Hobbs hasn’t figured that out yet.’

    That’s only true until the rule changes…

  29. Susan001

    Susan001Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    No you weren’t, Johanan! You believed it!
    Gotcha!!

    LOL

  30. ratlum

    ratlum said, 2 months ago

    Imagination can conjure one h–l of a mean Tiger, you did the right thing Calvin

  31. jbmetalmonster

    jbmetalmonster said, 2 months ago

    calvin u did good
    if u hadnt done what u did hobbes wouldv had an excuse 2 use his claws

  32. gameslion

    gameslionGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    It football season hobbes will beat raven on sunday!