Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

Calvin and Hobbes

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  1. margueritem

    margueritemGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Secondhand knowledge can still be painful….

  2. Yukoner

    Yukoner said, 2 months ago

    Tigers have an instinct about these things. They are very sensitive.

  3. sjoujke

    sjoujkeGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    As a matter of fact, Calvin, you are keeping him awake. Go to school!

  4. bigCandHfan

    bigCandHfan said, 2 months ago

    I have a wish. I “wish” I beat Marg to the post in posting comments! :)
    Has it ever happened more than once/twice??!!

  5. margueritem

    margueritemGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    bigCandHfan What night do you want? Name it, and it’s yours!

  6. Praxsis

    Praxsis said, 2 months ago

    ah….The Love that just keeps on giving

  7. choclatefrostedsugarbombs

    choclatefrostedsugar... said, 2 months ago

    chill man

  8. Mishka

    Mishka said, 2 months ago

    I know how he feels.

  9. Mr. Patel

    Mr. Patel said, 2 months ago

    Now Hobbes can’t just wake up and sit there while you are getting ready.
    At least let him have what you can’t calvin..

  10. rshive

    rshive said, 2 months ago

    Calvin is a systemic complainer, and poor Hobbes has to lie there and listen.

  11. bigCandHfan

    bigCandHfan said, 2 months ago

    Thank You Marg (my Santa)! :) How abt. New Years eve? :)

  12. Grog

    GrogGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Hobbes should be more sympathetic - especially if he truly knows how he feels. What a fine friend he is.

  13. R_Noonan63

    R_Noonan63Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Sounds like me as I get ready for Work. Nobody cares I have to go to work at 11pm at night Oh well

  14. Susan001

    Susan001Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    What about Hobbes? He’s stuck reading comic books all day until the time comes when he can pounce on the homecoming Calvin.
    LOL

  15. Grog

    GrogGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    My heart bleeds for Hobbes.

  16. Dino-1

    Dino-1 said, 2 months ago

    The hardest hours I used to work was 5:00AM to 1:00PM. I used to get up at 3:00AM or 2:30AM in the winter to drive a hour to work everyday. It was when I used to have all the programs on the computer run off, set up the coffee area, and pick up paperwork and distribute it, etc. Basically get everything together so everyone could sit down and not run around and just get to work. That was my float position which I loved! I learned alot and kept moving all day and could go to the store quick and make it home in time for the school bus everyday. I miss that job!

  17. Miss.Fit

    Miss.Fit said, 2 months ago

    Oh Calvin!! I know how it feels ….. but it’s past for me now… :)

  18. Lewreader

    LewreaderGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Why do I tiptoe around in the morning as not to wake SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED? At least my tiger gets up with me and rubs my ankles as I make coffee.

  19. Takiniteasy

    Takiniteasy said, 2 months ago

    Lew, you’re married to Hilda Rumpole?

  20. jrbj

    jrbj said, 2 months ago

    I think Calvin is heading for yet another Hobbs pounce and this one won’t be for fun. Back off Calvin!

  21. ds133

    ds133Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    I’ve done this to my roommates before (when I had them). They’d all be sleeping while I had to get ready and leave for work by 6:30, so I’d ‘accidently’ make enough noise to wake them up.

  22. Vigilante de noche

    Vigilante de nocheGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Lest we forget Calvin you took Hobbes to school so he could scare the daylights out of Moe for picking on you.

  23. iggy1968

    iggy1968Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    How to start the day.

  24. Ray C

    Ray C said, 2 months ago

    Dino-1, that sounds like a very useful and satisfying job. Knowing you’re doing something worthwhile helps to get you out of bed in the morning, I bet. Hope you were appreciated!

  25. thepeoplesmushroom

    thepeoplesmushroom said, 2 months ago

    I said something similar to the 2nd panel this morning.

  26. Tanya

    Tanya said, 2 months ago

    With my countdown to my 10 days off, I’ve been saying panel 2 to myself each day this week… :)

  27. Ivy0730

    Ivy0730 said, 2 months ago

    Hobbes: “I loooooove sleep!”

  28. Richard

    Richard said, 2 months ago

    The beauty of being retard……… er retired is, you owe nobody nothing and can remain in bed till whenever.

  29. Macushlalondra

    Macushlalondra said, 2 months ago

    Lewreader, I intend to get that on a tee shirt someday, “She who must be obeyed!” LOL

  30. imalegioner

    imalegioner said, 2 months ago

    heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy how about a one that says “he who must be obeyed”!!!!!!

  31. ♠Lonewolf♠

    ♠Lonewolf♠Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Hobbes needs his beauty sleep, Calvin! Quiet, please.

  32. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    I used to hate getting up for school as well. Especially when it was dark and cold outside.

  33. Puddleglum2

    Puddleglum2 said, 2 months ago

    @ds133,
    Is that why you no longer have roommates?
    You’re lucky the roommates weren’t pouncing tigers! :o)

  34. artybee

    artybee said, 2 months ago

    Reminds me of college. I was stupid enough to enroll in a 7:30 AM class. Alarm goes off at 6:30. The wind is howling, there’s a foot of snow, and class is a half-mile away. I often would roll over and go back to sleep. Somehow I passed.

  35. musicnut1986

    musicnut1986 said, 2 months ago

    Hey Lewreader and Takiniteasy, it’s great to see there are other fans of “Rumpole of the Bailey”. At least that was the name of the show as I remember it. When I was a young lad in college, it came on late at night just before “The Benny Hill Show”. On this side of the pond we didn’t get to see much BBC programs. I still sometimes refer to my wife as SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED.

    I love Hobbes scowl in the forth frame. I feel like that most mornings.

  36. unemandarine

    unemandarine said, 2 months ago

    I’m like Calvin in the morning… sigh… I really hate getting out of bed…

  37. margueritem

    margueritemGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    bigCandHfan You got it!

  38. kab2rb

    kab2rb said, 2 months ago

    Dino you have great stories. This is risky how many grandchildren do you have?
    Me I’m not there.
    Merry Christ mas everyone and I don’t get up as early as commenters have.

  39. MatureCanadian

    MatureCanadian said, 2 months ago

    Calvin, no fibbing (like panel 4). We all agree getting up sucks unless it’s to go somewhere you want to be, doing something you want to do.

    Although, I’ve always thought waking up a sleeping child to go out into the cold winter morning for day care was the worst part of having to get up for work. One should never ever have to wake up a sleeping child, except for Christmas morning when they sleep in past 7:00!

  40. JUJUBEANIE

    JUJUBEANIE said, 2 months ago

    you should be

  41. billdi

    billdi said, 2 months ago

    after all a cat needs his 22 hours to feel fully refreshed

  42. Awesome-o

    Awesome-o said, 2 months ago

    Don’t worry Calvin, your only going to have to get up for another 64 years…!

  43. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan RakkavGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Hm. Most places I want to go, and then the time and temperature don’t matter. Some places I don’t want to go, and then the time and temperature don’t matter either.

    Strange. You’d think I’d be different, as much as I like to procrastinate and hate exposure.

  44. jbmetalmonster

    jbmetalmonster said, 2 months ago

    idk
    i totally underatnd hobbes
    when my little brothr had his friends ovr to spend the nite @ my house, they’d get up 2 six in the morning and wake everyone up
    it drove me and my older brothers crazy

  45. ratlum

    ratlum said, 2 months ago

    I say Calvin are you not a little too testy with your best and only friend this morning

  46. Nivellios

    Nivellios said, 2 months ago

    This strip really gives me a relation to my own life. I a late sleeper and almost all the time I would look at my 2 cats and pretty much go through the same process as this strip

    And me and Calvin share a strong similarity when I was 6 -8 such as the fact we’re both blond, and we both sleep in on weekdays and get up at 6AM on weekends and holidays.

  47. stewdeo3bs

    stewdeo3bs said, 2 months ago

    Hobbes has to sleep in , so he’ll have plenty of energy to beat the stuffing out of Calvin after school.