Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

Calvin and Hobbes

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  1. margueritem

    margueritemGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    It’s rough playing with a tiger….

  2. Praxsis

    Praxsis said, 2 months ago

    Hobbes the Turn-COAT….LOL

  3. Praxsis

    Praxsis said, 2 months ago

    Shouldn’t there be a 5 sec rule???

  4. Mr. Patel

    Mr. Patel said, 2 months ago

    Panel 3 is nothing less than a horror strip… o.o

  5. Grog

    GrogGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    The Lions could use Hobbes.

  6. sjoujke

    sjoujkeGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Every team could use Hobbes.

  7. LW18 (LADYWOLF)

    LW18 (LADYWOLF) said, 2 months ago

    Quarterback sack! So what’s the score?

  8. Nivellios

    Nivellios said, 2 months ago

    Yeah, but the thing is when Calvin and Hobbes once played football Calvin could not even reach the ball, even if he climbed Hobbes’ body, nevertheless tackle him. So heck, ANY football team could use Hobbes as a player!

  9. Yukoner

    Yukoner said, 2 months ago

    Calvin needs to stand back as if he were the kicker.

  10. Yukoner

    Yukoner said, 2 months ago

    Calvin needs to stand back like the kicker.

  11. WoodEye

    WoodEye said, 2 months ago

    Like I said once before. Hobbes is a Bengal.

  12. Grog

    GrogGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Maybe, but the Bengals don’t need him like the Lions do.

  13. txsnxt

    txsnxt said, 2 months ago

    The score is one to a gazillion.

  14. waylingaw

    waylingaw said, 2 months ago

    hey! can I borrow your log in accounts?

  15. bigCandHfan

    bigCandHfan said, 2 months ago

    I dont understand this game to this day in spite of my efforts!!! Calvin’s far superior to me at his age if understanding of rugby is the only criterion!! :)

  16. Lewreader

    LewreaderGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Did someone change the rules of Calvinball? Whodathunk?

  17. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan RakkavGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Calvinball (at this stage of Calvin’s life) has not yet been invented.

    Don’t worry, he’ll invent it as soon as he figures out it’s the only game he has a comet’s chance in a supernova of winning. :))

  18. jbmetalmonster

    jbmetalmonster said, 2 months ago

    nivellios,
    u gotta remember that clavin is only about 2 and a half or 3 feet tall

  19. jrbj

    jrbj said, 2 months ago

    The Lions are simply in need of people who know how to play football. I mean there are probably kids playing sand lot football who can beat the Lions.

  20. Susan001

    Susan001Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Maybe Hobbes will take up baseball and sign up with Detroit.

  21. MisngNOLA

    MisngNOLA said, 2 months ago

    Praxsis, I know what you mean. We used to play a 3 second rule…hadda count 1Mississippi, 2 Mississippi 3 Mississippi before you could rush the QB, then it was full on blitz time.

  22. Puddleglum2

    Puddleglum2 said, 2 months ago

    The Christians used to be thrown to the Lions in the Colosseum. They might survive being thrown to the Detroit Lions. :o) jk

  23. Ray C

    Ray C said, 2 months ago

    The Lions need a new owner.
    Calvin needs to learn the shotgun formation.

  24. M Smokey

    M Smokey said, 2 months ago

    I should try that with Mona.

  25. Fer Lefer

    Fer Lefer said, 2 months ago

    I don’t think that’s a good idea, monsieur smokey… She´s taller and meaner than you!

  26. Macushlalondra

    Macushlalondra said, 2 months ago

    All of the Detroit teams can use Hobbes. My husband says they’re losing a lot of good players. I told him now that we’re in Canada we should follow the Blue Jays but I think he’ll always be a Tiger fan.

  27. Grog

    GrogGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Macushlalondra
    I used to live in Canada and could never stoop to cheering for the Jays. I was an Expos fan before they moved to Washington. Now I’m a Red Sox fan.

  28. LX013

    LX013 said, 2 months ago

    Great player!

  29. GretchensMom

    GretchensMom said, 2 months ago

    Ray C: You’re absolutely right! The shotgun formation would definitely be a lot safer for Calvin than behind this particular center!

  30. jrbj

    jrbj said, 2 months ago

    True, Calvin is destined to be smashed taking the ball directly from the center. However, I suspect that Hobbs can make a mighty leap, as only a tiger can, and smash Calvin in the shotgun too.

  31. margueritem

    margueritemGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    LX013 Have a merry Christmas!

  32. daphygirl

    daphygirl said, 2 months ago

    I feel really sorry for Calvin, he doesn’t have any friends.
    A lot of that is probably his own fault but it is sad that nobody will even come play football with him and Hobbes.

  33. Stede_Bonnet

    Stede_Bonnet said, 2 months ago

    It’s easy to forget that Hobbes is Calvin’s “imaginary” playmate so in truth, it is Calvin who is delivering these beatings upon himself.

    Do you suppose that Calvin grows up to become the Ed Norton character in “Fight Club”?

    ;-)

  34. Puddleglum2

    Puddleglum2 said, 2 months ago

    For self-preservation, Calvin might have to use the shotgun, literally. That’s a drastic, possibly tragic tactic,
    but maybe it’s worth a shot. I know Calvin isn’t old enough to get a license for a weapon. I’m allowing him some sort of ‘poetic license’. Hey, it could be ‘verse’. (groan)

  35. ratlum

    ratlum said, 2 months ago

    Not many games that Calvin can play with Hobbes, that are physical

  36. AJCA

    AJCA said, 2 months ago

    JAJAJAJAJAJAJA, That’s a good one Beatles4.

    Calvin should consider flag football. Hobbes is still going to defeat him, but at least he avoids the beating.

  37. catalinafan

    catalinafan said, 2 months ago

    I never had an imaginary tiger - just an older brother who beat me up all the tme.

  38. Ray C

    Ray C said, 2 months ago

    Macushlalondra: I spent the first 21 years of my life in Detroit, and haven’t gotten over the addiction to Detroit’s teams. I hate to think, though, what superb college players like Calvin Johnson must feel when their excellence dooms them to play in Detroit, which gets the first or second round pick routinely.
    The Pistons have been my only bright spot, until they dumped Billups.

  39. notinksanymore

    notinksanymore said, 2 months ago

    Poor Detroit fans! Even the Saints never went 0-16!

  40. Saucy1121

    Saucy1121 said, 2 months ago

    If Calvin takes the ball from the shotgun position, it will only make for a bigger loss. Hobbes is too fast.

  41. pintcape

    pintcape said, 2 months ago

    hobbes snaps the ball to calvin they should be on the same team,poor calvin gets sacked by his own player,rough game.

  42. choclatefrostedsugarbombs

    choclatefrostedsugar... said, 2 months ago

    lol, awesome