Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

Calvin and Hobbes

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  1. margueritem

    margueritemGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Those brains should start oozing any minute now….

  2. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    I am waiting for the visual effects on this one.

  3. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Hey merrymarg how are you sweetie?

  4. Mishka

    Mishka said, 2 months ago

    Those brains have been oozing,a little at a time.

  5. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    My brains oozed out a long time ago. That is why I am here. Hello all. Nice seeing so many lovely people.

  6. Mr. Patel

    Mr. Patel said, 2 months ago

    Indeed. I have yet to earn that privilege.

  7. margueritem

    margueritemGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    cleo’s bare claus I’m fine, and loving your holiday name!

  8. Grog

    GrogGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Ooz on, Dude. It’s your life and you’ll do what you want.

    I’m off to the house of the rising sun.

  9. Yukoner

    Yukoner said, 2 months ago

    Something I learned the hard way - “Be careful what you wish fro, you might just get it.”

  10. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    At least Hobbes doesn’t want the oozing ears.

  11. Dino-1

    Dino-1 said, 2 months ago

    Thanks to all that helped me with the explanation on the learning curve question from the teachers on yesterday’s strip!
    I’m not a tv advocate by any means. I can only watch about 2 hours a day and it starts to drive me nuts. When my granddaughter is here who’s just turning 3 in January we watch a couple hours of cartoons scattered throughout the day. She’d watch more if I let her and I still have to stay on my son and his ex to limit her tv time. They both use the Noggin Pre-School Cartoon Channel as a cheap babysitter while they’re doing things around the house or they’ll put on the computer and play cartoon videos from there endlessly. I always say if you’re not going to stay there and watch it with her and discuss the shows with her then they shouldn’t be on. I don’t know of any teacher or doctor who ever said your child needs to watch more tv or they’ll never get anywhere in the world today.

  12. LX013

    LX013 said, 2 months ago

    A hard acquired priviledge!

  13. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan RakkavGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    They call this a Pyrrhic victory, Calvin.

    Oh. That’s right. You refuse to learn enough to hear about such things.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyrrhic_victory

  14. sjoujke

    sjoujkeGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Dad must be really tired.

  15. jrbj

    jrbj said, 2 months ago

    Sorry, Calvin, but by feigning defeat Dad actually won. It was an underhanded, but successful, tactic. Now you’ll have to war with Dad on multiple levels.

  16. Lewreader

    LewreaderGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Dad lost. More than two hours of TV and a kid will turn out like Calvin. Oh. Let me reword that.

  17. Ray C

    Ray C said, 2 months ago

    Is there such a thing as projectile brain oozing?

  18. Linda Arney

    Linda Arney said, 2 months ago

    Always wondered why some of my student’s brains disappeared … they oozed out! Makes perfect sense now!

  19. Macushlalondra

    Macushlalondra said, 2 months ago

    Given the slop that’s on tv these days you already lost your brains Calvin.

  20. Fer Lefer

    Fer Lefer said, 2 months ago

    Dino-1 said: “…I don’t know of any teacher or doctor who ever said your child needs to watch more tv or they’ll never get anywhere in the world today.”

    Let me tell you that my now 18-years old son has the syndrome of disspersse attention (I’m not sure that’s the right term in english, sorry), and when he was three years old, he couldn’t pay attention to one thing at a time: he paid attention to whatever happened around him!

    So we went to this psychologist, and he told us that he needed a very VERY attractive thing to focus: the TV.

    He told us that he needed to stay in a room with a TV set turned on in child’s shows (not as usual as today), so he coul focus his attention. He told us too, that I should let him use the NES console, we had at that time.

    Now, he has reached the level of attention required to develop a life… besides, his taste for videogames

    ( ~ _ ^ )

  21. jbmetalmonster

    jbmetalmonster said, 2 months ago

    Fer Lefer,
    video games are good…

  22. Vigilante de noche

    Vigilante de nocheGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    The subtlety here is amazing! Hobbes being the alter ego… trying to get Calvin to realize he’s really won nothing?
    This is what truly made this strip great and why we all continue to follow it!

  23. captvinx

    captvinx said, 2 months ago

    Calvin and Hobbes.
    No words to express how simply
    brilliant th comics are. Just like
    th books by P.G. Wodehouse..
    inimitable, priceless.

  24. GretchensMom

    GretchensMom said, 2 months ago

    You can tell this is Saturday. Yesterday, Calvin couldn’t WAIT to get his homework “done” so that he and Hobbes could go outside and play. Today, he wants to sit inside and watch stupid, mindless cartoons on t.v., even if it’s a show he absolutely hates!

  25. coltish1

    coltish1 said, 2 months ago

    LOVE the (lack of) posture on the chair. It’s so perfect.

  26. brewwitch

    brewwitch said, 2 months ago

    …and this was before American Idol, Big Brother and Survivor….

  27. Susan001

    Susan001Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    In past strips, the TV set is always bouncing in mid-air.
    I wish it did in today’s strip. So funny!

  28. Bob

    Bob said, 2 months ago

    If he’s gonna watch TV that long, you’d think he’d get more comfortable…..my neck is killing me just LOOKING at him!

  29. ratlum

    ratlum said, 2 months ago

    From Calvins expression on the last frame I will say Dad is going to win this one . And well get an active Calvin again I betcha

  30. jtpozenel

    jtpozenel said, 2 months ago

    That’s why those plastic furniture covers became so popular in the 50’s. Television!

  31. mrslukeskywalker

    mrslukeskywalker said, 2 months ago

    At least the shows back then were funny and worth watching. Today it’s nothing but indoctrination propaganda.

  32. whims

    whims said, 2 months ago

    The exact inverse of “What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly.”

  33. Brother_James

    Brother_James said, 2 months ago

    Telling Calvin he CAN watch cartoons will not change his watching habbits.
    Now if you told Calvin he HAD to watch cartoons would have the kid sneeling outside to play or do what you really wanted him to do.

  34. ♠Lonewolf♠

    ♠Lonewolf♠Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Not about to give this one up!

  35. krisch

    krisch said, 2 months ago

    Hobbes in 4th panel already knows the answer..

  36. Nivellios

    Nivellios said, 2 months ago

    yeah krisch,

    join him on his quest

  37. Sean Ewing

    Sean Ewing said, 2 months ago

    There’s so much junk on TV these days that it’s better to play video games or watch YouTube

  38. stewdeo3bs

    stewdeo3bs said, 2 months ago

    Back when I was his age, we only had 3 channels with mostly nothing worth watching. Now when I have got no time to watch there are all sorts of things worth watching when I want to watch them thanks to DVRs.