Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

Calvin and Hobbes

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  1. margueritem

    margueritemGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Only Mom can help with this…..reluctant though she may be….

  2. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Ah honey I am so sorry that Calvin wants you. Sorry dear, so sorry. ZZZZZZZZZ

  3. Downeasta

    Downeasta said, 3 months ago

    LOL Mom has the only warmth in the bed and she doesnt want to give it up.

  4. kreole

    kreole said, 3 months ago

    The dad is supposed to “not hear” in bed and mom hears and gets up to take care of things. That’s what I did until mom figured me out when the second baby came and she poked me until I “heard”. Oh well, it was good for awhile. With Calvin I’d pull a pillow over my head…..

  5. ♠Lonewolf♠

    ♠Lonewolf♠Genius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Mothers are the one cure for an achy child!

  6. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    If I was Calvin’s Mom, I’d get up quick before he gets sick in bed. That will just make more work.

  7. sjoujke

    sjoujkeGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    When you’re not feeling well, only mom will do, silly dad!

  8. Gweedo Murray

    Gweedo Murray said, 3 months ago

    Nurse Nightingale, bedside Dad is not !

  9. LX013

    LX013 said, 3 months ago

    I think, Calvin has eaten too much sweetes!

  10. rikw2

    rikw2 said, 3 months ago

    Who cares about wearing the pants in the family, it’s the covers that are the most valuable commodity

  11. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, 3 months ago

    In toono veritas

  12. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, 3 months ago

    and where’s my shirt?

  13. krisch

    krisch said, 3 months ago

    I like the way he won’t look at dad when he says “I want Mom”

  14. Tim Leno

    Tim Leno said, 3 months ago

    kreole said, about 4 hours ago

    The dad is supposed to “not hear” in bed and mom hears and gets up to take care of things. That’s what I did until mom figured me out when the second baby came and she poked me until I “heard”. Oh well, it was good for awhile. With Calvin I’d pull a pillow over my head…..

    I’d be tempted to pull a pillow over Calvin’s head and ….

  15. Puddleglum2

    Puddleglum2 said, 3 months ago

    Nobody has much, if any, consideration for the others.
    Dad started well, but he could have asked Calvin why he wanted Mom. Then Dad could have said to Mom, “Calvin wants you because…” Irregardless, if Mom doesn’t respond soon, the ‘crying out loud’ probably will come from Calvin.

  16. Richard

    Richard said, 3 months ago

    She is such a jerk, no wonder Calvin has issues.

  17. Lewreader

    LewreaderGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    I cried from my bed, “My leg hurts!” “Shut up! I’ll cut it off in the morning!” Silence.

  18. rshive

    rshive said, 3 months ago

    Dad can’t help. Dad can never help at 2 AM.

  19. pearlandpeach

    pearlandpeach said, 3 months ago

    Lewreader - Priceless!! Mom never pulled that but close!

  20. unemandarine

    unemandarine said, 3 months ago

    There are things only mothers can do…

  21. tonytiger29

    tonytiger29 said, 3 months ago

    I’m a light sleeper, so i was the one who heard the late night cries of the babies and the kids calling out later in their lives. I didn’t get a full night sleep for about 5 years til my 2nd child was about 3.

  22. Macushlalondra

    Macushlalondra said, 3 months ago

    rikw2 said,

    Who cares about wearing the pants in the family, it’s the covers that are the most valuable commodity

    ~~~

    You got that right!

  23. Dry

    DryGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Poor Calvin!

  24. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    I have no kids, but I sleep lighter and have better hearing than my wife so whenever our dog threw up in the middle of the night I always had to get up and clean up.

  25. Grog

    GrogGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    In my family, Mom was the one who gave the love & remedies and Dad the fun and punishments.

  26. brewwitch

    brewwitch said, 3 months ago

    Remember, Mom and Dad, these will be the ‘good old days’ when you are tearfully sending Calvin off to university.

  27. Puddleglum2

    Puddleglum2 said, 3 months ago

    Perhaps the phlegm is having a delayed effect on Calvin.
    He is overdue for his comeuppance!

  28. grazer

    grazer said, 3 months ago

    I pretended I was a heavy sleeper until our kids were grown.

  29. ed-in-toledo

    ed-in-toledo said, 3 months ago

    My ex-wife thought it was great that I was teaching our kids to say “Mommy” until someone spilled the beans about who they’d call in the middle of the night (not that it mattered because I was the one that got up with them and even to this day, when they are sick they still want me to take care of them…).

  30. bald 716

    bald 716 said, 3 months ago

    i at least tried to take care of the kids in the middle of the night, but there were some things that only mom could use her mom magic and make all better

  31. secretasianman1270

    secretasianman1270 said, 3 months ago

    One good turn … steals all the covers at night

  32. Radish

    Radish said, 3 months ago

    Did Calvin get a Tiger Flu shot?

  33. Susan001

    Susan001Genius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Real caring parents!
    Feh!

  34. MisngNOLA

    MisngNOLA said, 3 months ago

    “NOT DA MAMA!”

  35. musicnut1986

    musicnut1986 said, 3 months ago

    My wife always says that I never got up with our daughter during her middle of the night episodes, but I have PROOF! I have a photo my wife took showing me giving our daughter a bottle. Paige is wide awake, nestled in my arm, happily sucking on her bottle while my head is down to my chest, sound asleep.

  36. Vonnegut

    Vonnegut said, 3 months ago

    If this was a Sunday strip then perhaps Dad would have to worry about Calvin making a big mess with a “technicolor yawn” but thankfully, this is just a daily. What’s the worst thing that could happen? Calvin might “pixelate” all over?

    Eh. No worries. Just go back to bed and have one of those pink erasers ready to clean up any mess in the morning.

  37. ratlum

    ratlum said, 3 months ago

    No Hobbes
    No Dad
    No playing on mars or ??
    But a real need for Mom, so normal

  38. LostinThot

    LostinThot said, 3 months ago

    what kind of mom wouldn’t go right away and tend to her sick child? awful

  39. PappyFiddle

    PappyFiddle said, 3 months ago

    Mom, here’s what you do. Let Dad go back to sleep and you go get kid, tuck kid into bed with Dad. Then wait till kid throws up. This will help Dad bond with kid. Be sure to grab your pillow out of the way. Also anything else that Dad might use to catch it with.

    BTW, a child’s stomach can hold more than Dad’s two hands cupped together. Speaking from experience.

  40. tonytiger29

    tonytiger29 said, 3 months ago

    Pappy… your “BTW”… thats just nasty… funny.. but nasty.

  41. bleepingdeadalien

    bleepingdeadalien said, 3 months ago

    There are some things that only a mom can make better.

  42. pintcape

    pintcape said, 3 months ago

    that’s right calvin,only mom can give comfort at night when one doesn’t feel well,dad is useless for giving comfort.

  43. Hirshhorn

    Hirshhorn said, 3 months ago

    Moms have a special talent at comforting

  44. beentheredonethat

    beentheredonethat said, 3 months ago

    my wife didn’t bond with our daughter until she was about 5. i remember trying to sleep and hearing her yell “NO, I WANT MY DADDY’ . i figured out right then why my wife didn’t want to bond yet.

  45. Dino-1

    Dino-1 said, 3 months ago

    I have to control myself, like today, not to run over to my son’s with my Mom kit and take care of my granddaughter’s cold. I controlled myself and asked them if they had everything I would have brought over, when I ran to the store today. Being a grandmother is harder!

  46. james the great and magnificent

    james the great and ... said, 3 months ago

    Hey, I’m a dad and when my daughter was only 3 many moons ago, she cried out and I literally jumped out of bed onto a leg that was asleep. Later that day I was wearing a cast. Then still much, much later you hear “You don’t love me!”