Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

Calvin and Hobbes

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  1. margueritem

    margueritemGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Oh no, the car ‘incident’…

  2. Yukoner

    Yukoner said, 3 months ago

    Cal, you may have little to complain about but it might be a bit different from your parents point of view.

  3. ♠Lonewolf♠

    ♠Lonewolf♠Genius_badge said, 3 months ago

    They’ll see it soon enough, that’s for sure!

  4. ejcapulet

    ejcapulet said, 3 months ago

    Another “car incident”.

  5. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan RakkavGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Oh, the humanity!

  6. sjoujke

    sjoujkeGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Well, he could claim it was a meteorite!

  7. WoodEye

    WoodEye said, 3 months ago

    A piece of debris from the Mars re-entry?

  8. tamsin

    tamsin said, 3 months ago

    maybe a return expedition to Jupiter (or wherever) is in order???

  9. WoodEye

    WoodEye said, 3 months ago

    Yeah, what happened when he shot mom in the forehead?

  10. bigCandHfan

    bigCandHfan said, 3 months ago

    So that explains their “walk” (read:escape)!!!

  11. Susan001

    Susan001Genius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Calvin & Hobbes live in a really nice area with trees, rocks, streams, etc.
    Today, it’s probably a mega-mall!

  12. Puddleglum2

    Puddleglum2 said, 3 months ago

    “Let’s Face the Music and Dance”, Calvin!

  13. Taz

    Taz said, 3 months ago

    Yet you will find something to complain about, like being grounded to your room.

  14. DreamScourge

    DreamScourge said, 3 months ago

    I just blamed my ’car incident’ on the neighbors BB gun

  15. pintcape

    pintcape said, 3 months ago

    you just as well go home,you’re going to have to face the music some time,get it over with,dad already has blown a gasket.

  16. jrbj

    jrbj said, 3 months ago

    The first time I took the family car out by myself I took my girlfriend downtown on a Saturday even though I was specifically told not to go there (this was before we had shopping malls and all the stores were downtown) . On the way back, I pulled out of my parking space and creased the car on a corrugated steel back bumper of the p/u truck in front of me. My father was a man who found it much easier to punish unmercifully than to forgive, so I told him that I was parked at the local super market and someone creased the car while my girlfriend and I were in the store, therefore it was not my fault. My father was skeptical, but I stuck to that story until my father went to his grave and he never did learn the truth. Moral of the story: Don’t go home Calvin. If your father is like mine was you’ll regret it.

  17. grazer

    grazer said, 3 months ago

    With a little luck, maybe his parents won’t even notice the windshield as they drive down the road.
    ……………………………….

    jrbj, my old man went to the grave scratching his head over a few strange coincidences too.

  18. Macushlalondra

    Macushlalondra said, 3 months ago

    Alright Calvin exactly what happened to the car windshield?

  19. Ldywldkat

    Ldywldkat said, 3 months ago

    Okay you all know I am a HUGE Calvinist… raising three wonderful boys of my own. But, even I wonder how in the world I could have raised Calvin. At sometime even Mother Teresa would have to break.

  20. Ivy0730

    Ivy0730 said, 3 months ago

    learn to be grateful!
    Thanks giving is coming, huh:?

  21. Fer Lefer

    Fer Lefer said, 3 months ago

    Windshield, uh?

    Maybe you can fool around until the moon’s fully bright…

  22. Lewreader

    LewreaderGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    But Dad, we were just looking at it and it broke>

  23. Dino-1

    Dino-1 said, 3 months ago

    With a kid like that you eventually get numb from all the things they do or you go completely mad!

  24. Randy Ready

    Randy Ready said, 3 months ago

    It was a creative moment; Some marbles, a can a piece of wood and Calvin…Voila

  25. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Ah it’s a beautiful day Calvin, punishment can wait until dark, when going to your bedroom without dinner (broccoli and carrots) is not to bad a punishment.

  26. ninmas

    ninmas said, 3 months ago

    HAPPY 24th ANNIVERSARY OF CALVIN AND HOBBES!!!!!

  27. LX013

    LX013 said, 3 months ago

    When you think, there is peace, somthing cames and ruins it!

  28. stonerock94

    stonerock94 said, 3 months ago

    OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE CAR INCIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. stonerock94

    stonerock94 said, 3 months ago

    DE ja vu alll over again.

  30. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    What windshield? (winky winky)

  31. bald 716

    bald 716 said, 3 months ago

    but dad, hobbs did it, you know how he likes to throw stuff…….

  32. Stede_Bonnet

    Stede_Bonnet said, 3 months ago

    jrbj said, about 3 hours ago
    …My father was skeptical, but I stuck to that story until my father went to his grave and he never did learn the truth.
    —————-
    A life lived without honor is among the saddest of stories. Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once.

    Be brave Calvin! Everybody makes mistakes but the brave use those opportunities to learn courage!

  33. aerwalt

    aerwaltGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    When my kids were growing up, I had a rule:
    If you break my car, there will be no car. We lived in BKN NY & I could get to work by subway.
    My wife was the one who wanted to go for a drive on the weekends.
    The kids became very careful drivers.

  34. bat007

    bat007 said, 3 months ago

    The third panel, climbing over obstacles and leaping into the unknown without fear, is what life is all about. So beautifully illustrated here.

  35. bunnyface (bmonk)

    bunnyface (bmonk) said, 3 months ago

    Oooh, the car incident!

    At least this time they don’t need to pretend that they can find the car before imagining that it might be possible to fix…

  36. jtpozenel

    jtpozenel said, 3 months ago

    The sooner he gets home, the less likely that they’ll get in the car to go look for him. That should give him some time to come up with a good story.

  37. ratlum

    ratlum said, 3 months ago

    Dad its like this
    Something shiny like a gum wrapper or broken glass concentrated the suns rays and broke the windshield right before my eyes

  38. mroberts88

    mroberts88 said, 3 months ago

    I’m interested in what happened.

  39. Vonnegut

    Vonnegut said, 3 months ago

    Avoiding the consequences of one’s actions is a spineless pursuit.

  40. Ron French

    Ron French said, 3 months ago

    Did we see this coming?

  41. artybee

    artybee said, 3 months ago

    Did you know that if you use your BB gun to shoot the middle of the rear window of a parked car on a really hot day that the glass will literally explode? I didn’t either.

  42. Coffee-Turtle

    Coffee-TurtleGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Keep going, Calvin! :-) I would like a backyard like yours, though. ;-)

  43. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    I see there are a great many of you here at this fine comic that have ruined your dad’s car or parts of it. Then even lied about it. No wonder we all like Calvin & Hobbes so much. He is living the childhood we all lived and grew out of.

  44. krisch

    krisch said, 3 months ago

    wisdom coming out of contrition..

    Don’t go home before night fall cal.. Then they will be worried for you and forget all about the windshield.