Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

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  1. Yukoner

    Yukoner said, about 1 month ago

    Good thinking pal

  2. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    I’m glad you’re having second thoughts, calvin..

  3. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, about 1 month ago

    This idea probably came from The Twilight Zone.

  4. WoodEye

    WoodEye said, about 1 month ago

    A conscience?? What’s happening to Calvin?

  5. VistaBill

    VistaBill said, about 1 month ago

    Shades of “Them!” (1954) and “Legion of Fire–Killer Ants” (1998).

  6. LX013

    LX013 said, about 1 month ago

    Maybe I won’t!

  7. sjoujke

    sjoujke said, about 1 month ago

    OMG he actually has a conscience.

  8. LX013

    LX013 said, about 1 month ago

    Margarituem: Yes, second thoughts can turn often into better!

  9. vibjyor

    vibjyor said, about 1 month ago

    Such strips restore your faith in Calvin sufficiently to make you wait eagerly for the next day’s strip; and then …

  10. Ladywolf17

    Ladywolf17 said, about 1 month ago

    I think somebody here has seen way to many mutated giant killer ant movies.

  11. EarlWash

    EarlWash said, about 1 month ago

    C’mon, Calvin, be a real hero for once. Be the destroyer who distroys the destroyer. The whole universe will rise up to recognise and honor you BRAAAVOOOO!

  12. gimmickgenius

    gimmickgeniusGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Empathy? In Calvin???

  13. ashimau

    ashimau said, about 1 month ago

    Havent you noticed? He is always kind to animals!

  14. Susan001

    Susan001 said, about 1 month ago

    Next, Calvin will bring the entire ant colony home for dinner.
    Why not a sense of hospitality along with a conscience?

  15. unemandarine

    unemandarine said, about 1 month ago

    Rethinking is a good thing Calvin…

  16. Puddleglum2

    Puddleglum2 said, about 1 month ago

    If Calvin brings them home for supper they could have pizza with ‘antchovies’.
    …or Calvin could bring them home for breakfast. They could have Ant Jemima Pancakes.

  17. 47crash

    47crash said, about 1 month ago

    Imagination as a force for good.

  18. Destiny23

    Destiny23 said, about 1 month ago

    Of course, if those are fire ants, Calvin is doing HIMSELF a favour by not stepping on them!

  19. MisngNOLA

    MisngNOLAGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    I think he’ll just wind up with a magnifying glass instead.

  20. rshive

    rshive said, about 1 month ago

    Better not, Calvin. He might live there.

  21. Macushlalondra

    MacushlalondraGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Eenee meenee miney moe… To smash or not to smash that is the question.

  22. jrbj

    jrbj said, about 1 month ago

    Smash! Smash! Smash! Smash! Smash! Smash!

    Eeeeaaaaahhhhhhahahahahaha!
    Wow! I really needed that.

  23. ♠Lonewolf♠

    ♠Lonewolf♠Genius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    A reprieve from Calvin. What’s the catch?!

  24. ninmas

    ninmas said, about 1 month ago

    hey calvin, look at today’s BC!

  25. MisterP58

    MisterP58 said, about 1 month ago

    That’s funny how everyone is saying Calvin has a conscience. For years I have always interpreted this as Calvin worried about a giant ant taking revenge.

  26. threlfallm

    threlfallm said, about 1 month ago

    Another possible interpretation is “Maybe I won’t…get smashed because I’m about to smash the ants first.”

  27. Coffee-Turtle

    Coffee-TurtleGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    @MisterP58 - you’re right about that.

    The year was 1977: Empire of the Ants

    LOL!

  28. Fer Lefer

    Fer Lefer said, about 1 month ago

    I agree with MisterP58: he has not conscience (at least, as we understand it), but affraid of retaliation: Se he’s not “green”… but “yellow”

    … but we can give him the credit for planning…

    ( ^ _ ^ )

  29. CogentModality

    CogentModality said, about 1 month ago

    You don’t smash the hill, you wipe it away and then push the dirt back over the hole so it fills it in. The more time they have to spend repairing the hill the less time they have to gather food and this encourages them to move on to greener pastures without killing them.

  30. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    He’s thinking about himself, I think.

    Personally, I dont want any kind of ants on my grounds. I’ll go for the ant/fire ant killer every time I see the signs of infestation.

  31. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    It’s always best to give careful thought before one acts.

  32. grazer

    grazer said, about 1 month ago

    I’m currently at WAR with some pesky little house ants. I’m much bigger but badly outnumbered. Appears to be draw thus far.

    I’ll keep y’all posted.

  33. M Smokey

    M Smokey said, about 1 month ago

    I would ask Hobbes about this one.

  34. Josh

    Josh said, about 1 month ago

    he’s basically thinking “How would I feel if the roles were reversed?” After doing so, he decided not to.

  35. grammahotsho

    grammahotsho said, about 1 month ago

    Calvin evidenty hasn’t heard about ants in your pants.

  36. bmonk

    bmonkGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Lesson I learned many years ago: Destruction is so much easier, but ultimately less satisfying than Building up.

    @Grazer, be careful. I heard about a short story of man (with flamethrower, like Calvin always wanted) vs. army ants many years ago, but never tracked it down until just now at here. Cautionary tale…

  37. Vonnegut

    Vonnegut said, about 1 month ago

    Calvinism succumbs to Buddhism. No bad karma for Calvin today!

  38. Rmom

    Rmom said, about 1 month ago

    Bmonk - That is quite the tale! I just read it for the first time a few months ago.

  39. jopado

    jopado said, about 1 month ago

    Criminy! I’ve always enjoyed Calvin & Hobbs but I never realized it was so deep. I just thought it was cute. Guess that’s an indication of how shallow I am.

  40. bald 716

    bald 716 said, about 1 month ago

    just hope hobbs doesn’t sneak up behind him and scare him into stepping on the ant hill

  41. Ray C

    Ray CGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    grazer: You are indeed outnumbered. We all are. The biomass of ants on the planet greatly exceeds that of humans.
    Have you tried Terro? It’s a bait (sugar water) that ants take back to their nest where it wipes out the queen and everyone else. The active ingredient is boric acid, which is harmless to humans and environmentally pretty innocuous (I believe). I love watching them grabbing it up and heading back to the nest, thinking what a bounty they’ve found.

  42. OldHipster

    OldHipster said, about 1 month ago

    Yeah, I remember that episode of the Twilight Zone. Also the one where the old lady is alone and sees tiny aliens in a tiny saucer and starts smashing the saucer. Then you hear the aliens distress message sending a message back to EARTH and suddenly realize that these are explorers from EARTH trying to escape the giant race of mad women trying to kill them! This could be a variation of a Star Trek episode, also, but I won’t go onto that, now.

  43. Ronshua

    RonshuaGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Good advice Ray , good luck with your campaign Grazer .

  44. stonerock94

    stonerock94 said, about 1 month ago

    Well, Calvin likes things like that, so I think THATS why he might not do it. If you recall, Calvin has pretended to be an ant many times in the past.

  45. stonerock94

    stonerock94 said, about 1 month ago

    Bald716, Hobbes is too logical to scare Calvin into doing that.

  46. ratlum

    ratlum said, about 1 month ago

    I wish Hobbes was here His take on things like this are pretty good

  47. toddguatemala

    toddguatemala said, about 1 month ago

    Good job Calvin.

  48. Badto Thebone

    Badto Thebone said, about 1 month ago

    Empathy for others, a good sign. Delusional thoughts of mayhem, a bad sign. It’s always 50-50 with Calvin.

  49. Dino-1

    Dino-1 said, about 1 month ago

    Good or bad we are all God’s creatures!

  50. Sammi Person

    Sammi Person said, about 1 month ago

    I may be new to this web-site ,but I know my calvin and hobes!!! I absolutly LOVE LOVE LOVE them!!! And I think he balances good and evil very well… XOXO SuperStar