Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

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  1. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    A large catapault, perhaps?

  2. vibjyor

    vibjyor said, 3 months ago

    Just say you ‘like’ her. If she knows you at all, she will go into deep space herself.

  3. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    A space shuttle?

  4. tbree

    tbree said, 3 months ago

    When you find out, let me know too. I have a few I’d like to send.

  5. grazer

    grazer said, 3 months ago

    Give her a computer.

  6. JFri

    JFri said, 3 months ago

    Here’s a suggestion: find a good shrink!

  7. wndrwrthg

    wndrwrthgGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    May I suggest a Saturn V booster?

  8. Yukoner

    Yukoner said, 3 months ago

    Ralph Kramden (The Honeymooners) knew the perfect way. Give him a call.

  9. jukeofurl

    jukeofurlGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    How about you just send her coupons to Taco Bell…

  10. LX013

    LX013 said, 3 months ago

    Let her alive!

  11. green_engineer

    green_engineer said, 3 months ago

    I think an easier option would be for Calvin to take Suzie to the park on a clear night, and do Tbree’s idea from last week:
    http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2009/07/11/

  12. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Calvin & explosives…a scary thought.

  13. Shashank.Sherkar

    Shashank.Sherkar said, 3 months ago

    A diwali firecracker rocket perhps! Either it will fly and explode or it fill go fissssss! Either way it will take Suzie away from poor Calvin.

  14. Richard

    Richard said, 3 months ago

    Use the drain Calvin, she will go all the way to Long Beach.

  15. rdh288

    rdh288 said, 3 months ago

    Calvin + Explosives = Lio

  16. Macushlalondra

    MacushlalondraGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    What did Susie do this time Calvin?

  17. hlkstr

    hlkstr said, 3 months ago

    Yukoner said, about 6 hours ago

    Ralph Kramden (The Honeymooners) knew the perfect way. Give him a call.

    one of these days Norton…….. thanks Yukoner :O)

  18. Lewreader

    LewreaderGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Give Susie a ring. That worked for me

  19. Joe Allen Doty

    Joe Allen Doty said, 3 months ago

    When I was being acclimated to being in-country and taking training at the “Charger Academy” with the 196th Light Infantry Brigade just after I arrived in South Vietnam in February 1967, we got to use some of that plastic explosives out in the field when we were zeroing in our rifles and practicing throwing hand grenades.

  20. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Yukoner - You beat me to it.

  21. PMedGuy716

    PMedGuy716 said, 3 months ago

    I wonder what Susie did to piss Clavin off this time?

  22. randyskidmore

    randyskidmore said, 3 months ago

    Just sit tight Homeland Security should be there any second with some thoughts.

  23. Monkeyhead

    Monkeyhead said, 3 months ago

    LOL, randy I thought the same thing. Isn’t it sad that kids today can’t be like that without having some “mental” problems? I remember a friend’s 3 brothers always fighting. Someone always had a black eye or cut. Now days those kids would be in foster care and the parents locked up. Side note, those brothers, two are farmers, the other a doctor, NO mental problems they were just being kids!’

  24. bald 716

    bald 716 said, 3 months ago

    hummmm, maybe calvin could let me borrow some of those explosives, it would “cure” my dodge

  25. sjoujke

    sjoujke said, 3 months ago

    I bet he’s trying to get rid of Roslyn - must have found out his folks are going out for the evening. Mind you, if Roslyn finds out he actually managed to get the explosives, she may use them instead. Calvin had better rethink this plan!

  26. NyukNyuk2000

    NyukNyuk2000 said, 3 months ago

    Try the Acme Catalog, Calvin. That’s where Wile E. Coyote gets all his explosives.

  27. Tyger42

    Tyger42 said, 3 months ago

    A call that now days would have had the FBI knocking on Calvins’ parents’ door…

  28. lakewoodponiy

    lakewoodponiy said, 3 months ago

    :^)lol

  29. ratlum

    ratlum said, 3 months ago

    What if Hobbes gets his hands on this .I think explosives are too dangerous in your household Calvin

  30. Tigger

    TiggerGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    In the words of Ralph Kramden: “One of these days Alice. POW! Right In the Kisser, and off to the Moon you shall go!”

  31. bmonk

    bmonkGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    He didn’t have any luck finding a flamethrower for sale either…

  32. Fenyugreek Tubbsbottl lll

    Fenyugreek Tubbsbott...Genius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Help! can anyone tell me how to make a word show up in bold type?
    Thanks all,
    Fenyugreek T. lll

  33. grazer

    grazer said, 3 months ago

    Do it with two asterisks ** on both sides of your chosen word/line and
    THIS
    will become
    THIS
    …………….

    ps: Welcome back, TB III—folks missed yer comments.

  34. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Fenyugreek Tubbsbott… It’s the magic asterisks. 1 * imediately before and after a word, puts it into italics, and 2 ** right before and after a word puts it into bold type. It will not work with words of only two letters.
    italics
    bold

  35. Macushlalondra

    MacushlalondraGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    macushlalondra
    macushlalondra
    macushlalondra

  36. lightartsteacher

    lightartsteacher said, 3 months ago

    Yeah, it is sad that now a days, if a kid says this kind of stuff , they put him/her into alternative school, after expelling them, or calling the child protective services on their parents.

  37. Dawn

    Dawn said, 3 months ago

    Love the comments - almost better than the strip.
    Yukoner I remember “the Honeymooners” well. Thanks for the memories.

  38. BinaryWiener

    BinaryWiener said, 3 months ago

    jukeofurl: Uhh no, the solution is to invite her to a nice dinner and sneak some Habanero juice on her food. If she isn’t launched into space she’ll chase you down the block =)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Habanero

  39. anobium625

    anobium625 said, 3 months ago

    I had to try three asterisks.

  40. anobium625

    anobium625 said, 3 months ago

    *and four…*

  41. HyveO Alive

    HyveO Alive said, 3 months ago

    Invite her to a Star Trek shooting and fumble her somewhere in their spaceship…

  42. HyveO Alive

    HyveO Alive said, 3 months ago

    Hey PMedGuy716
    It’s CALVIN
    Clavin is the postman in Cheers

  43. Lee_Scolin

    Lee_Scolin said, 3 months ago

    I identify with this strip so much at the moment its scary.

  44. kyle mcknight

    kyle mcknight said, 3 months ago

    Look out unknown girl

  45. Dino-1

    Dino-1 said, 3 months ago

    Reality TV!

  46. Madrick69

    Madrick69 said, 3 months ago

    Ahhh, young love.

  47. Terri

    Terri said, 3 months ago

    An order of revenge to go! :D

  48. VampireQueen100

    VampireQueen100 said, 3 months ago

    Madrick69 said,
    “Ahhh, young love.”
    —————————–
    I agree with you, Madrick. I suspect Calvin has a mild crush on Susie. He just tries to hide it by being weird around Susie. And if that gets a rise out of her, it encourages Calvin to be even weirder.
    Sigh The words of Bill Watterson, the creator of this great comic strip. Calvin and Hobbes. :-)