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1. 

   Margueritem said, 4 months ago

   Lol! I bet that she thinks that a lot…

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   bobothehobo said, 4 months ago

   awww.. i wanted to be first to post a comment! but seriously calvin TELL SOMEONE!!!lmao

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   vibjyor said, 4 months ago

   Must have been very arduous for her. Still, may be her reaction will prepare Calvin for the big bang to follow. I think he should tell her.

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   Shikamoo said, 4 months ago

   I can just imagine.

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   pouncingtiger said, 4 months ago

   It’s finally time to face the music, Calvin.

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   Ladywolf17 said, 4 months ago

   You better find someone to tell before the guilt totally consumes you. HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY TO ALL OF YOU.

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   Yukoner said, 4 months ago

   It amazes me that kids can always talk to moms more easily than dads. Both my brother and I were always more comfortable confessing or taking a problem to Mom first. My three kids (1 boy, 2 girls) always went to my wife first and all five of my grandchildren go first to their moms - my daughter (1 boy, 1 girl) and daughter-in-law (3 girls).

   Is this genetic or cultural?

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   carpetinwater9 said, 4 months ago

   Momma knows best.

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   Gweedo Murray said, 4 months ago

   Yukoner, that works in all instances except the one that goes, wait ‘til your father gets home!

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    charlieblenkinsop said, 4 months ago

    I remember those binocs.. sorry Dad.. pretty sure the tiger was a German Shepherd though and he didn’t come up with ANY suggestions!!

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    grazer said, 4 months ago

    Mom is STILL in labor with Calvin. Dad too.

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    Yukoner said, 4 months ago

    Happy 233rd birthday to the USA.

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    GrinsToYa said, 4 months ago

    One of the funniest lines ever if you think about it… Calvin had to hear his mom say that at least once… lmao… too funny.

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    Sebastian Van Uytfange said, 4 months ago

    Yeah, mom is worse then dad. Dad just gets mad and punishes Calvin. Mom does that, and she gives him a lecture on it.

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    BC13 said, 4 months ago

    Better to tell one of them than let Dad find out on his own.

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    DesultoryPhillipic said, 4 months ago

    On the day the Convention closed, Sept. 18, a woman named Mrs. Powel had been restlessly waiting to learn of the proceedings. As the wise Benjamin Franklin came outside, she asked, “Well, Doctor, what have we got, a republic or a monarchy?”

    And his reply troubles me today. He said, “A republic, if you can keep it.”

    Those are pointed words: If you can keep it.

    (Taken from an article by Jonathan Falwell.)

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    Superfrog said, 4 months ago

    I think I understand why Calvin has no younger siblings.

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    bald 716 said, 4 months ago

    try the pawn shop down the block calvin, they might have a pair

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    Macushlalondra said, 4 months ago

    I never wanted to go to my mom with problems, she was a lot harder on me than my dad was.

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    tinhutjohn said, 4 months ago

    Sometimes we do a better job of torturing ourselves than the real punishment ever inflicts. Fess up Calvin.

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    Mel(ody) said, 4 months ago

    Ladywolf17, I don’t think Calvin’s problem is guilt, I’d call it more of an anticipation of a comming apocolypse.

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    Ray C said, 4 months ago

    I wonder how Calvin went through that birth experience:
    “Spaceman Spiff shakes out his umbilical as he prepares to exit the Mother Ship…”

23. 

    Bdaysuit said, 4 months ago

    Ha ha ha, Too funny, Ray C. LOL

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    N7326 Foxtrot said, 4 months ago

    Well, Calvin does make a good argument for birth control.

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    Silverpearl said, 4 months ago

    But moms are supposed to protect their young.

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    TapiocaHead said, 4 months ago

    …. one the smartest things you’ve said, Calvin.

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    Koolcoman said, 4 months ago

    calvins already told all of us and watterson

28. 

    ratlum said, 4 months ago

    Moms do protect their young and she has a way with Dad Calvin get her on your side

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    prasrinivara said, 4 months ago

    General Yukoner.

    In many cases, dads actually lack the wisdom necessary for specific situations or are unwilling to learn the specifics in the first place (describes my dad to a “t”; mum at least was willing to listen/learn but also lacked the wisdom to deal with it, especially if she decided to involve dad).

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    Gene Strattmann said, 4 months ago

    i was hoping Dad would find out today so we could have had some fireworks for the fourth.

31. 

    ninmas said, 4 months ago

    HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!!!!

32. 

    tino768 said, 4 months ago

    Well, he told Hobbes.

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    Kerovan said, 4 months ago

    bobothehobo, he IS telling someone, Hobbes! Dad will find out soon though. I remember when I was young, my brother and i went running down the hallway. Everytime we passed a door one of us grabbed the handle and shut it. Then we shut ourselves into our room. Needless to say Dad knew immediately we were up to something.

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    gabe3 said, 4 months ago

    I like Calvin!
    Do you? He has imagination!
    Do you study reptiles? I like reptiles!
    Calvin likes dinosaurs!
    Calvin is so smart… but yet so stupid.
    Do you like Hobbes.
    Go to my profile and answer thees questions!

35. 

    sjoujke said, 4 months ago

    This whole thing has brings back not so fond memories.

36. 

    gameslion said, 8 days ago

    calvin,I hope you had a bad kill in the fourth of july