Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

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  1. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    More like a long slow death

  2. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Killing is just the beginning, Calvin

  3. vibjyor

    vibjyor said, 4 months ago

    Calvin, He said one to six hundred. May be you can get one for four dollars and thirty five cents.

  4. Ivy0730

    Ivy0730 said, 4 months ago

    Big trouble!
    easy!

  5. Yukoner

    Yukoner said, 4 months ago

    I didn’t realize that tiger fur had a pocket to keep a change purse in. Or maybe Hobbes has a kangaroo somewhere in his ancestry.

  6. Yukoner

    Yukoner said, 4 months ago

    HAPPY 142nd BIRTHDAY CANADA

  7. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, 4 months ago

    Hobbes is taking it SO lightly. LOL

  8. musicnut1986

    musicnut1986 said, 4 months ago

    Way to give Calvin moral support Hobbes. He probably figures he will get Calvin’s comic books after the dad goes ballistic.

  9. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Oh, Canada! Happy Birthday!

  10. Ladywolf17

    Ladywolf17 said, 4 months ago

    At lease Calvin’s heart is in the right place.

  11. sundaram_gayathri

    sundaram_gayathri said, 4 months ago

    Looks like u’re dead Calvin

  12. Mel(ody)

    Mel(ody)Genius_badge said, 4 months ago

    That’s the problem, they never Just “kill you” and get it over with.

  13. Leonardeuler

    Leonardeuler said, 4 months ago

    Perhaps, Calvin should look on eBay ??

  14. Sebastian Van Uytfange

    Sebastian Van Uytfange said, 4 months ago

    Mine didn’t cost that much. But then again, mine were a cheap-o plastic gadget my parents got me to keep me quiet, not for actual use.

  15. carpetinwater9

    carpetinwater9 said, 4 months ago

    Calvin looks like he might die of a acute Heart attack!

  16. Russell7258

    Russell7258 said, 4 months ago

    I wonder if Calvin knows he had an older brother who broke the first pair of binoculars.

  17. Russell7258

    Russell7258 said, 4 months ago

    Not sure what the laws are like in Calvin’s state, but it’s probably against the law to kill small children for such a minor offense.

  18. rshive

    rshive said, 4 months ago

    Didn’t know that Hobbes has a change pocket.

  19. Calvinator

    Calvinator said, 4 months ago

    Do what any kid would do - put them back and then months later when dad finds it say “huh? What? I dunno”

  20. Lewreader

    LewreaderGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Where is the nearest recruiting office

  21. Silverpearl

    Silverpearl said, 4 months ago

    Yep, that’s the price for a “good” pair. Ask about a “bad” pair.

  22. Macushlalondra

    MacushlalondraGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Yep Dad is gonna kill him dead by slow torture.

  23. ThisStinks715

    ThisStinks715 said, 4 months ago

    I love Calvin’s expression in the fourth panel. Classic.

  24. bald 716

    bald 716 said, 4 months ago

    calvin: time to find out how much you can get for your transmogrifier, i know you don’t want to sell it , but every penny helps

  25. Stede_Bonnet

    Stede_Bonnet said, 4 months ago

    Calvin should just go ask his Mom why Dad was so interested in staring through his binoculars at the cute, blonde co-ed sunbathing next door. By the time the dust settles, Dad won’t be allowed to own binoculars anymore.

  26. GrimmaTheNome

    GrimmaTheNome said, 4 months ago

    The bad news is, good binoculars cost more than that. The good news is, no Dad in his right mind would lend such optics to Calvin.

  27. Kat

    Kat said, 4 months ago

    LOL - OUCH!

  28. Ldywldkat

    Ldywldkat said, 4 months ago

    Just wondering… what’s the going rate for a good Tiger Fur Coat now adays?

    smile

  29. Wildmustang1262

    Wildmustang1262 said, 4 months ago

    LOLs! At the last panel, I love the way Hobbes acts like that. Calvin, you gotta into a biggest trouble about breaking the binocular. Tsk!

  30. Wildmustang1262

    Wildmustang1262 said, 4 months ago

    By the way, Happy Birthday, Canada! What the size the birthday cake will be for whole provinces of Canada? I guess that biggest enough for the Canadians to eat the piece of the cakes! LOLs! Our country, US will be coming pretty soon. We will celebrate on July of 4th!

  31. StradMan37

    StradMan37Genius_badge said, 4 months ago

    It’s too late to run away from home - your strip’s been cancelled for AEONS.

  32. grazer

    grazer said, 4 months ago

    Nowadays he could get a national bailout for his blunder….and then file bankruptcy and go play and break something else.

  33. ♠Lonewolf♠

    ♠Lonewolf♠Genius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Calvin, you had better make yourself small enough to fit into Hobbes’ change pocket!

  34. ratlum

    ratlum said, 4 months ago

    You should check the 2nd hand stores before you go to a foreign country and expose Hobbes to unfriendly people

  35. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    LOLS @ Hobbes in the last panel.

  36. DD FENCE EMET

    DD FENCE EMET said, 4 months ago

    Offer one holy half -shekel for the new binoculars and see if that gets you out of your mess, Cal.

  37. prasrinivara

    prasrinivara said, 4 months ago

    bald, another option with the transmogrifier–Calvin could put the broken binoculars in there and trasmogrify them to an unbroken set.

  38. TapiocaHead

    TapiocaHeadGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Love Hobbes calm pose …..”he’s dead now”….

  39. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 4 months ago

    After reading non sequitur, I hate to say get yourself a good lawyer. I’d rather say kill all the lawyers.

  40. Ladywolf17

    Ladywolf17 said, 4 months ago

    confession is good for your soul, just as long as you choose your words carefully Calvin.

  41. unemandarine

    unemandarine said, 4 months ago

    Hobbes is a very well prepared tiger, so he of course has 35 cents to help buy the new binoculars… Too bad te price isn’t right!

  42. gabe3

    gabe3 said, 4 months ago

    Hay,
    unemandarine!

  43. carpetinwater9

    carpetinwater9 said, 4 months ago

    I bet these are plastic with plastic lenses. Very cheeeep!

  44. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan RakkavGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Hobbes isn’t taking the situation lightly. He’s gone deep into philosophical mode, which means he considers the situation to be serious indeed.

  45. Wiseguy411

    Wiseguy411 said, 4 months ago

    Risitas said, 1 day ago

    It’s too late to run away from home - your strip’s been cancelled for AEONS.

    Just to clarify, the strip was not cancelled. Philosopher Bill just decided that without sufficient artistic freedom, he would not produce it any more.
    There is a distinct difference !
    And as for the life of this strip “Quaecumque Vera” shall endure.