Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

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  1. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    LMAO!! That’s quite a come back!

  2. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    Yep, I also like my handy cattle prod. My wife has her objections, but the prod makes life simpler, yes siree.

  3. Ladywolf17

    Ladywolf17 said, 5 months ago

    I’ll be the indian, shoot me shoot me! God I love this comic.

  4. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, 5 months ago

    Calvin’s always prepared.

  5. wolfbyte36

    wolfbyte36 said, 5 months ago

    This reminds me of the Lone Ranger. God! I can’t believe that I still remember that show.

  6. Ivy0730

    Ivy0730 said, 5 months ago

    Sneaky Calvin! l♥ve them!!!

  7. corpuskevin

    corpuskevin said, 5 months ago

    Modern technology William.

  8. Alicia

    Alicia said, 5 months ago

    HeeHee:) I have to say, I wouldn’t have thought of that, Calvin!!!

  9. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, 5 months ago

    and walked right into it, Hobbs.

  10. watcha

    watcha said, 5 months ago

    He’s a Rhinestone Cowboy…….

  11. madampresident

    madampresident said, 5 months ago

    Always prepared - Can yo imagine Calvin as a Boy Scout?

  12. yyyguy

    yyyguyGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    wolfbyte, i remember maturity being defined as ‘the ability to listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of The Lone Ranger’ but i’ve never quite managed to do that. Who was that masked man?

  13. grazer

    grazer said, 5 months ago

    “I don’t know who that masked man was….but look!—he left this silver bullet.”

    “Hi Ho Silver….awaaay!!!” (fade)

    “Git ‘em up, Scout.” (fade)

  14. yyyguy

    yyyguyGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    & Jay Silverheels was a Canadian.

  15. papawhale

    papawhaleGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    Any body ever hear the Stan Freeberg satire of the Lone Psychiatrist? Hilarious, as all of Freeberg’s stuff.

  16. zhian mghuel Ng

    zhian mghuel Ng said, 5 months ago

    Calvin got Hobbes there! Quite a stun!

  17. wndrwrthg

    wndrwrthgGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    When I was a young lad, a favorite game around the corrals was to find someone bending over the loading chutes and acquaint them with the business end of a Hot Shot.

  18. Yukoneric

    Yukoneric said, 5 months ago

    Check out today’s Spanish version.

  19. jelzap

    jelzap said, 5 months ago

    hobbes go: punch

  20. vibjyor

    vibjyor said, 5 months ago


    cleokaya said, about 6 hours ago

    Yep, I also like my handy cattle prod. My wife has her objections, but the prod makes life simpler, yes siree.


    I am aghast !! Dont tell me you really mean this ! (rofl)

  21. prasrinivara

    prasrinivara said, 5 months ago

    You’re right Alicia (speaking for myself, I would have said “my gun’s a Luger, it has eight shots, you wanna dare?”)

  22. bald 716

    bald 716 said, 5 months ago

    as always calvin is prepared for any thing.

    on another note i have read of a possible lone ranger remake in the future

  23. Coffee-Turtle

    Coffee-TurtleGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    movie or television show?

  24. Dry

    DryGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    Coffee-Turtle, finally caught up with you. Been meaning to tell you I love your avatar!!

    I also love Calvins expression in the last panel!

  25. JimmyLite52

    JimmyLite52 said, 5 months ago

    stamped with the C

  26. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    They look so cute in their cowboy hats.

  27. Stede_Bonnet

    Stede_Bonnet said, 5 months ago

    It is the small mind that can only think of one way to skin (kill?) a cat. A+ for Calvin today.

  28. Doctor Toon

    Doctor ToonGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    Calvin better not leave that cattle prod lying around, might give his parents ideas.

  29. Wildmustang1262

    Wildmustang1262 said, 5 months ago

    Zap! Huh? That should be transmogrify to make Hobbes changing to something else. Maybe an Indian with a feather on back of head and arrow/bow.

  30. Leonardeuler

    Leonardeuler said, 5 months ago

    Funny, Hobbes with that cowboy hat.

    Please, can someone explain “cattle prod” ?? I’m living in a foreign country and I looked it up in a dictionary, but I didn’t find an explanation.

  31. musicnut1986

    musicnut1986 said, 5 months ago

    Drystyha said,
    “I also love Calvins expression in the last panel!”

    Yes, such a self-satisfied look knowing he got one over on Hobbes. I also love the drawing detail, with his hand going from a gun in the first panel to obviously holding a cylindrical object in the third panel. Kudos Bill Watterson.

  32. dasandman

    dasandman said, 5 months ago

    ROFL
    To Leonardeuler:
    From Wikipedia:
    A cattle prod, also called a stock prod, is a handheld device commonly used to make cattle or other livestock move by striking or poking them, or in the case of a Hot-Shot-type prod, through a relatively high-voltage, low-current electric shock

  33. prasrinivara

    prasrinivara said, 5 months ago

    Leonardeuler, a cattle-prod is an electrical device which gives a shock to a cow or bull to prod it to move.

  34. wndrwrthg

    wndrwrthgGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    Leonardeuler, a cattle prod or “hot Shot” is a battery operated shocking device used to move cattle along when they are in confined areas. They vary in shape and size, and deliver a non-lethal electrical charge when pressed against the animal. As a kid, we used to have great fun zapping one another with them.

  35. Wiseguy411

    Wiseguy411 said, 5 months ago

    Did anyone notice who has the “White” hat and who has the “Black” hat ???

    PS: I don’t think Hobbes has finished the part of the Sagebrush Saga …

  36. plus4

    plus4 said, 5 months ago

    Don’t prod me, bro!

  37. Tabby Lynn

    Tabby LynnGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    Oh I so love it!!!!! LMBO to funny. i would have never thought of that. Go Calvin love the look on Hobbes face the whole time.

  38. bald 716

    bald 716 said, 5 months ago

    Coffee-Turtle

    movie version possibly win 2012 or 2013

  39. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 5 months ago

    Priceless. From out of nowhere, the cattle prod. Holster that.

  40. JonD17

    JonD17 said, 5 months ago

    Wildmustang1262 said, about 2 hours ago
    Zap! Huh? That should be transmogrify to make Hobbes changing to something else……

    Good catch there Wildmustang! Now we know what the ultra top secret moto drive of the transmogrifier is.

  41. wickedvick12

    wickedvick12 said, 5 months ago

    Always count on Calvin to be resourceful…haha.

  42. pinkdryad

    pinkdryad said, 5 months ago

    high-capaciaty magazine. i’ve still got 10 shots!

  43. pomy2191

    pomy2191 said, 5 months ago

    both look so cute in their hats!! zap him back hobbes!

  44. Comic-Nut

    Comic-Nut said, 5 months ago

    “prod”? I was thinking Taser …. LOL!

  45. Comic-Nut

    Comic-Nut said, 5 months ago

    Old west revolvers varied in capacity.
    There were the old single shot breach loaders.
    The five shot revolvers.
    The six shooters really made way for the side arms.
    I’m surprised Calvin didn’t raise his other arm and say he was using his other six shooter ….

  46. pookid54

    pookid54Genius_badge said, 5 months ago

    vibjyor, since it’s cleo you’re talking about, there’s a strong possibility that CATTLE PROD is a nickname…..he loves being naked!!! ;-)

    STILL LOVE YA, CLEO!!!!!

  47. prasrinivara

    prasrinivara said, 5 months ago

    Yes Wiseguy411–explained in second panel (where Calvin is the rustler and Hobbes the “good” cowboy).

    Or (for Comic-Nut) he could easily have pulled out a boot-gun (wee single-shot pistol), but I guess he didn’t think it apt as those aren’t ABF cowboy boots (well, he could have imagined his shoes were cowboy boots, right?)

    (I remember at a church I used to attend, the associate-pastor’s son almost always wore cowboy boots–and termed them “army boots”–to service)

  48. Leonardeuler

    Leonardeuler said, 5 months ago

    Thank you guys for the explanations (that just shows how stupid I am). I can imagine a lot of “applications” with such a device.

  49. grammahotsho

    grammahotsho said, 5 months ago

    This has to be a classic! I’ll be chuckling every time I think of it!

  50. bmonk

    bmonkGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    Comic-Nut said, about 5 hours ago

    “Old west revolvers varied in capacity.
    “There were the old single shot breach loaders.
    “The five shot revolvers.
    “The six shooters really made way for the side arms.
    “I’m surprised Calvin didn’t raise his other arm and say he was using his other six shooter ….”

    Or he could just use a revolver from many of the earlier Westerns. They seem to hold 20 or 30 shots at least–nobody ever seemed to need to reload!