Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

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  1. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    In the discount bin of dollar store rejects.

  2. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    That’s a hint designed to cause worry and consternation, and it’s working.

  3. wolfbyte36

    wolfbyte36 said, 6 months ago

    This is great fun so Hobbes is playing this game for as long as he can or at lease until he gets bored of it.

  4. txmystic

    txmysticGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    The bigger question is what they traded to get Calvin…

  5. txmystic

    txmysticGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    Wait, i want to know what Calvin was going to say about how he thought his parents got him…i think at one time his dad said he was a “blue light special” at the K-mart…

  6. LX013

    LX013 said, 6 months ago

    Very mysterious!

  7. Ivy0730

    Ivy0730 said, 6 months ago

    Bad Hobbes!!!
    “Mom and Dad, where do I come from?”–Calvin

  8. baslim_the_begger

    baslim_the_beggerGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    I’d say his parents got fleased!

    Tiger, Tiger, smirking with delight
    teasing ‘til he gets a fight
    Who dares with mimicry
    to mock thy fearful symmetry?

  9. Macushlalondra

    MacushlalondraGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    They got you for a pile of fleas Calvin. Why do you think it’s called a flea market?

  10. LX013

    LX013 said, 6 months ago

    Hobbes has the furcoat, fleas must be with him!

  11. Doctor Toon

    Doctor ToonGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    I ran a booth at a flea market for about ten years. My son grew up going with me and helping out.
    I remember this comic from the newspaper. I also remember telling my son I got him at the flea market.
    He remembers, too. He also remembers looking for the booth that sold kids. - LOL

  12. TapiocaHead

    TapiocaHeadGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    I love Calvin expression. ‘Ok, Shoot’ and then the bewilderment! You gotta love Tigers!

  13. Calvinator

    Calvinator said, 6 months ago

    The real question is wehere did they get the enchanted tigrer.

  14. prasrinivara

    prasrinivara said, 6 months ago

    Hint Calvin: they fell asleep in a bed on sale at flea market and the “stork visited”.

    (stolen from Doug Adams’ So Long And Thanks For All The Fish, where Fenchurch tells Arthur that she was conceived in left-luggage office at Fenchurch St. station).

  15. Richard

    Richard said, 6 months ago

    Is he suggesting that Calvin is an A/I?

  16. ninmas

    ninmas said, 6 months ago

    thanks bmonk and steve3387 for helping me yesterday, would you guys like to be my first followers?

  17. bald 716

    bald 716 said, 6 months ago

    calvin was actually conceived on a ouiji board

  18. ninmas

    ninmas said, 6 months ago

    hi bald, how’s it going?

  19. Dry

    DryGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    Love Hobbes smugness in that last panel! LOL

  20. PTui2

    PTui2 said, 6 months ago

    My parents were an ugly lot,
    They made me out of sand and snot.
    But I’ve overcome,
    I’m the handsome one.
    And everyone else is NOT…

  21. JonD17

    JonD17 said, 6 months ago

    well, that could explain one thing; most Flea Markets have a NO RETURN policy.. Wow, Hobbes, you are a Master of Evil!!

  22. ♠Lonewolf♠

    ♠Lonewolf♠Genius_badge said, 6 months ago

    Another snooty expression from Hobbes. Hmmmmmmmmmmm

  23. calvindino

    calvindino said, 6 months ago

    In the flea market,
    Inside a little basket,
    They found a baby boy,
    Who, they thought, would bring them joy,
    But, he played only with the tiger toy.

  24. bald 716

    bald 716 said, 6 months ago

    ninmas says:

    hi bald, how’s it going?

    i’m good,
    do i know you?

  25. grammahotsho

    grammahotsho said, 6 months ago

    Calvin’s parents got fleased!

  26. bmonk

    bmonkGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    And here I thought they got babies at the regular stores! You know the ones–they all advertise the baby sales, half off… ;-)

  27. ggwwtt

    ggwwtt said, 6 months ago

    Masterful, perfect…Every older brother (even a nice one like me) does the where you came from thing to the little guy sometime…but few a smooth as this.

  28. Richard

    Richard said, 6 months ago

    In the third panel, Calvin throwing a hissy fit is beautiful.

  29. grazer

    grazer said, 6 months ago

    It’s clear neither one of them know a thing about how babies are hatched.

  30. attyush

    attyush said, 6 months ago

    Time for Calvin’s dad to tell him about the “bird and the fleas”

  31. Radical-Knight

    Radical-KnightGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    Just GOOGLE it, Calvin. Hobbs ain’t gunna ”FESS-UP”!

  32. Cassy Owens

    Cassy Owens said, 6 months ago

    Ha-Ha Of course thats a bad hint!

  33. chromosome

    chromosomeGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    Now and then, I go to Costco and see someone with a baby in the cart. I’ve never been able to see where they get them.

  34. marvee

    marveeGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    Oh–oh! The facts of life according to Hobbes. At least, it’s more creative than the stork or the cabbage patch.

  35. Lollygag

    Lollygag said, 6 months ago

    Curiosity killed the Cat!!!

  36. bmonk

    bmonkGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    @chromosome, they prolly have the baby department hidden somewhere in the back rooms… ;-)

  37. bald 716

    bald 716 said, 6 months ago

    to chromosome:
    , i asked someone that once and she looked at me like i was nuts , well i kinda am but that is another story

  38. redsheri

    redsheri said, 6 months ago

    This is almost as bad as when they tried to go to the Yukon together!:-)

  39. ninmas

    ninmas said, 6 months ago

    bald: no, we just commented at the same time and i wanted to say hi.

  40. ninmas

    ninmas said, 6 months ago

    would anyone else like to be a follower of mine?

  41. jbsilverdragons

    jbsilverdragons said, 6 months ago

    this comic is really funny!

  42. ninmas

    ninmas said, 6 months ago

    i know i’ve commented alot today… but i got a new avatar!YAY!!!

  43. jbsilverdragons

    jbsilverdragons said, 6 months ago

    comments are the best thing to do.

  44. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    ninmas, keep commenting on the comics you read. I’ve been reading your comments all along. The more you comment, the quicker the rest of us get to know you. What happens, happens. Followers are kind of a natural progression of people getting to know you. Some people are interested in seeing what you have to say on a regular basis. Some people just have enough time to make their own comments. We’re glad you’re part of the group.

  45. mrprongs

    mrprongs said, 6 months ago

    I thought he was the Blue Light Special at K Mart.

  46. Marderofski

    Marderofski said, 6 months ago

    @mrprongs

    LOL, I thought so too. Much cheaper than Sears.