Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

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  1. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    This is where you earn the big bucks.

  2. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    Oh Roslyn, if only you didn’t need the money.

  3. wndrwrthg

    wndrwrthgGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    Demand combat pay next time.

  4. attyush

    attyush said, 7 months ago

    Get used Roslyn. You are sure to have someone like Calvin for your kid.

  5. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    if you haven’t learned it by now you might just as well postpone every date when Calvin is your client.

  6. Dutchboy1

    Dutchboy1 said, 7 months ago

    Calvin’s having called Roslyn a “nasty ol’ barracuda” isn’t helping his chances of surviving this night.

  7. Yukoner

    Yukoner said, 7 months ago

    Love the way she blows his hair back in panel 3.

  8. Leonardeuler

    Leonardeuler said, 7 months ago

    Within a few minutes Rosalyn is going to get a nervous breakdown …..or even a heart attack.

  9. madampresiden12

    madampresiden12 said, 7 months ago

    maye someday rosalyn will marry and have a litle Calvin of her own.

  10. Macushlalondra

    MacushlalondraGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    She should simply tell him to eat it or go hungry. His choice.

  11. calvindino

    calvindino said, 7 months ago

    And if mom gets on his nerves, she can be made into an iguana.

  12. Richard

    Richard said, 7 months ago

    Why don’t he just transmorgify (?) her into a wee bathtub barracuda?

  13. Northwoodser

    Northwoodser said, 7 months ago

    Yukoner: I second that!

  14. bald 716

    bald 716 said, 7 months ago

    this will hopefully prepare rosalyn for being a parent or make her decide to never have any kids

  15. txmystic

    txmysticGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    She should start charging Lawyers’ rates for ‘billable hours”…that’ll give Calvin’s dad pause…

  16. LX013

    LX013 said, 7 months ago

    Mum is best!

  17. pookid54

    pookid54Genius_badge said, 7 months ago

    charlie37133….medication time

  18. FishStix

    FishStix said, 7 months ago

    Barracuda?! Could it be? Sarah Palin babysat the world’s meanest lil’ kid in a prior life??

  19. Mowgli-Chiara

    Mowgli-ChiaraGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    Yukoner: me three, and Calvin’s face in the second panel is so expresive, I can smell the sewer soup she is making him eat. LOL

  20. Radical-Knight

    Radical-KnightGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    Rosalyn has her hands full with Calvin but she can handle him. Met your match, Calvin.

  21. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    So, what’s for dessert?

  22. Silverpearl

    Silverpearl said, 7 months ago

    No, no!! Do not ever leave Calvin alone unless it’s in a locked room!!

  23. stupendousman6

    stupendousman6 said, 7 months ago

    How does Roslyn get dates?

  24. sweetiepiecrazywoman

    sweetiepiecrazywoman said, 7 months ago

    My son: “Ann is a better babysitter than you are, Mom.”

    Me: “That’s because I’m not a babysitter, I’m a MOM.”

  25. grazer

    grazer said, 7 months ago

    Calvin’s the reason they passed a 3-day waiting period on gun purchases.

    No such law for buying a roll of duct tape, Rosalyn.

  26. JFri

    JFri said, 7 months ago

    Mmmmmmm, castor oil soup! Carmy castor oil sundaes for dessert!

  27. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    JFri, Please, I’m gagging already here!

  28. Tabby Lynn

    Tabby LynnGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    cute poor Roslyn. i feel for her. i have a few kids i watch like this.

    ps. i am back my computer lives. thank God.

  29. allyheartz

    allyheartz said, 7 months ago

    But when Calvin’s mom does things for him… he still doesn’t appreciate it.
    …hmmm…

  30. grammahotsho

    grammahotsho said, 7 months ago

    I have a feeling the smug look on Calvin’s face in panel four will be wiped off before the night is over, goodie goodie!!!

  31. Doctor Toon

    Doctor ToonGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    tabbylynnPro says:
    ps. i am back my computer lives. thank God.
    Welcome back!

  32. marvee

    marveeGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    Calvin, tell your mom you appreciate her food and her unconditional love. I used to think they were wimpy, but now I think they may be wise in not reacting too strongly to Calvin’s imagination and mischieviousness.

  33. cello_wizard

    cello_wizard said, 7 months ago

    I love how calm Calvin’s face is in the third panel, even though Roslyn is yelling in his face and making his hair fly backwards. 8P

  34. Tigger

    TiggerGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    Wait until Mom gets home! Calvin, you will not be able to sit down for a Month

  35. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    Yes, welcome back tabbylynn.

  36. dkram

    dkram said, 7 months ago

    He reminds me of Red Skelton’s “The Mean Widdle Kid”

  37. bmonk

    bmonkGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    @tabbylynn, don’t just feel too sorry for Roslyn. She’s getting combat pay with overtime.
    Good to have you back!

  38. Tabby Lynn

    Tabby LynnGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    thanks for the warm welcome back. ive been going crazy lately. ive missed this.

  39. Calvinator

    Calvinator said, 7 months ago

    Frame 3- Roslyn’s charm and easy way come through - she is screaming so loud that poor Calvins hair is blown back. I wonder who the lucky guy is that did not get stuck with her tonight?

  40. alexhuama

    alexhuama said, 7 months ago

    jaja hasta el cabello se le mueve por el grito

  41. comicgirl1000

    comicgirl1000 said, 7 months ago

    huh

  42. rebound

    reboundGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    alexhuama says: jaja hasta el cabello se le mueve por el grito

    google translates this to: jaja hair until he was moved by the cry.