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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

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  1. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    Of course not, he was busy mailing himself to Australia.

  2. johnnydoc5

    johnnydoc5 said, 7 months ago

    No beating you to the first comment is there Marg. I have a question though, why is this the first time Rosalyn rings the doorbell AFTER Calvin ignored her?

  3. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    Of course he didn’t let her in. What kind of ninny are you. You are dressed like you belong in some cult. Lose the bulky dress and remember that it’s better to be naked than to wear such a hideous outfit.

  4. Gweedo Murray

    Gweedo Murray said, 7 months ago

    What! He couldn’t get Garfield to mail him to Abu Dhabi?

  5. Radelape

    Radelape said, 7 months ago

    That is a hideous dress.. I love the spelling, Os Trlya :D

  6. praguepal

    praguepal said, 7 months ago

    Is Calvin a little brother of Alexander and his terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day, both wanting to go to Australia.

  7. LX013

    LX013 said, 7 months ago

    Hope Calvin and Hobbes will escape quickly enough!Quick, quick!

  8. tbree

    tbree said, 7 months ago

    Rosalyn probably starts the clock even before she gets in the door….

  9. Leonardeuler

    Leonardeuler said, 7 months ago

    “You didn’t even let her in ?!”
    “Excuse me mom, I couldn’t reach at the doorhandle.”

  10. Greeneyed Texan

    Greeneyed TexanGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    MOM! You always said not to let strange people in the house! charlie: Is that your saying of the day on every strip you post?

  11. emrmike

    emrmike said, 7 months ago

    Ostrlya: Calvin you’re brllynt

  12. Macushlalondra

    MacushlalondraGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    Why would he let her in? Would you deliberately let in someone you couldn’t stand? Would you open the door willingly to the chicken pox?

  13. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    Calvin, now you got Rosalyn in a worse mood than she was already in.

  14. Northwoodser

    Northwoodser said, 7 months ago

    Closing the box on Calvin and the Hobbes might not be a bad idea. Are you watching Rosalyn?

  15. prasrinivara

    prasrinivara said, 7 months ago

    Rosalyn says: Ka-ching!

  16. cloudcat625

    cloudcat625 said, 7 months ago

    Have you noticed that in all the comics and TV cartoons, at one point or another, someone tries to mail themselves to Australia? Seems like Mr. Watterson could have been more creative than that.

  17. rshive

    rshive said, 7 months ago

    cloudcat 615 says:

    Have you noticed that in all the comics and TV cartoons, at one point or another, someone tries to mail themselves to Australia? Seems like Mr. Watterson could have been more creative than that.

    It’s many people’s concept of far away. Of course, not if you live there. Patagonia or Tierra del Fuego pehaps?

  18. Seberk

    Seberk said, 7 months ago

    “why is this the first time Rosalyn rings the doorbell AFTER Calvin ignored her?”

    Rosalyn is a mistress of the “slow burn…”

  19. ♠Lonewolf♠

    ♠Lonewolf♠Genius_badge said, 7 months ago

    Greeneyedtxn, I was gonna ask charlie the same question.

  20. calvindino

    calvindino said, 7 months ago

    Anybody here reads P.G.Wodehouse ? Calvin’s fear reminds me of Bertie’s fear of his aunt Agatha.

  21. TapiocaHead

    TapiocaHeadGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    Yeah, Calvin spells the same way he solves math problems. Use your Imagination!

  22. Wildmustang1262

    Wildmustang1262 said, 7 months ago

    Calvin’s mother’s dress looks too flashy Ugh! Why the earth did she wear that kind of dress? She should wear something elegant and chic instead of that flashy dress! And she looks too old for that dress to wear, too!

  23. JohnJames

    JohnJames said, 7 months ago

    This comic is 15 years old. Perhaps her dress WAS considered elegant and chic back in those days.

  24. JanCinVV

    JanCinVVGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    No, it was just as dowdy then.

  25. primacyofreason

    primacyofreason said, 7 months ago

    calvindino, it’s always nice to run into another Wodehouse fan. There is a parallel, isn’t there? And Bertie has actually run off to America to escape his Aunt Agatha, though not in a cardboard box.

  26. pookid54

    pookid54Genius_badge said, 7 months ago

    Why would he let her in?

  27. bald 716

    bald 716 said, 7 months ago

    i hope the package gets there- calvin spelled australia wrong

  28. calvindino

    calvindino said, 7 months ago

    primacyofreason, it’s a pleasure. My favourites among Bertie’s escapades are “The great Sermon Handicap” and “The purity of the turf” in “The Inimitable Jeeves’. Pure, clean, unalloyed humour.

  29. sprakash

    sprakash said, 7 months ago

    Ostrlya - love the spelling!

  30. bmonk

    bmonkGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    All you C&H aficionados, I just discovered one explanation for Calvin’s “Noodle Incident”! See this Free Fall: http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff200/fv00125.htm

  31. HangingInThere

    HangingInThereGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    That dress print looks like a paisley print, couldn’t stand it then, still can’t. :-(

  32. ♠Lonewolf♠

    ♠Lonewolf♠Genius_badge said, 7 months ago

    Bmonk, nice catch on Freefall.

  33. prasrinivara

    prasrinivara said, 7 months ago

    Excellent point Macush, and one that many mums seem to have difficulty grasping.

    I can remember my mum asking me to give directions to a location (over phone) to someone whom I really didn’t want to talk to–when I specifically told her, I wasn’t going to give the directions (the caller could have used a Calgary City Street Map), she launched into a long spiel about “diplomacy” (another concept she didn’t understand–her idea of “diplomacy” matched that of Neville Chamberlain–and never even attempted to learn)!

  34. Michaela123

    Michaela123 said, 7 months ago

    oh lord you people are crazy you have no life

  35. grazer

    grazer said, 7 months ago

    Welcome aboard, Michaela123!

    :D

  36. ♠Lonewolf♠

    ♠Lonewolf♠Genius_badge said, 7 months ago

    You are reading what we are writing. What does that tell you?

  37. attyush

    attyush said, 7 months ago

    Calvin and Hobbes will fit right in the jungles of Madagascar with Alex and his band. Seriously hope he gets lost on his way. The adventure would be a lot more fun that way.

  38. grazer

    grazer said, 7 months ago

    Calvin best think outside the box when it comes to Rosalyn.

  39. Michaela123

    Michaela123 said, 7 months ago

    im being forced to read this for class

  40. ldyhwkd

    ldyhwkdGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    bmonk - thanks for the link. That’s awesome.

  41. Radical-Knight

    Radical-KnightGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    There’s no escape, Calvin. You are destined to face Rosalyn the Barracuda.

  42. ♠Lonewolf♠

    ♠Lonewolf♠Genius_badge said, 7 months ago

    Michaela123 says:
    im being forced to read this for class.

    I don’t even want to ask why. That’s good.

  43. jeffy44123

    jeffy44123 said, 7 months ago

    I would like to see them shipped of to Australia.

  44. grammahotsho

    grammahotsho said, 7 months ago

    I didn’t get to read fun things for class :( The dress is is beyond hideous!

  45. PaulAtreides

    PaulAtreides said, 7 months ago

    Calvins mom should put herself in a box to australia if she’s going to wear that.

  46. Edwardthetedward

    Edwardthetedward said, 7 months ago

    Funny! HA HA HA

  47. Edwardthetedward

    Edwardthetedward said, 7 months ago

    Funny! HA HA HA!!!

  48. dennisballentine

    dennisballentine said, 7 months ago

    Think about it. If I was Rosalyn….I would HOPE they didn’t let me in, then she could go home and avoid the obvious and impending terror that awaits her.

  49. cloudcat625

    cloudcat625 said, 7 months ago

    rshive: yeah, but if you’re in california or around there, australia isn’t that far off. Russia or China wound make more sense.

  50. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, 7 months ago

    Why would Calvin let Roslyn in the house!