Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

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  1. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    LOL! Snips and snails and puppy dogs’ tails…

  2. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, 7 months ago

    Look at the bright side, Calvin. You can now stay up all night and sleep during school. He never learns anything anyway.

  3. attyush

    attyush said, 7 months ago

    A fowl smelling owl? Oh c’mon, stop the howl.

    (I am a disgrace)

  4. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    Hobbes is having too much fun ruffling Calvin’s feathers.

  5. Leonardeuler

    Leonardeuler said, 7 months ago

    April Fool’s Day isn’t over yet ?

  6. farren

    farrenGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    April Fools Day eleven years ago?

  7. cassandraprophesies

    cassandraprophesies said, 7 months ago

    I really wouldn’t mind being an owl. I wonder how Calvin made the transmogrifier - maybe I’ll try
    it;)

  8. txmystic

    txmysticGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    That’s Hobbes for ya, always putting things so delicately…

  9. Yukoner

    Yukoner said, 7 months ago

    I always thought Calvin was a little stinker.

  10. Leonardeuler

    Leonardeuler said, 7 months ago

    To Cassandraprophesies: don’t try.
    The schematic diagrams to construct a transmogrifier are one of Calvin’s secrets. Don’t even look on the world wide web !

  11. Ivy0730

    Ivy0730 said, 7 months ago

    carnivore

  12. unemandarine

    unemandarine said, 7 months ago

    Oh Hobbes how right you are… little boys don’t smell so good HAHAHA!!!

  13. Doctor Toon

    Doctor ToonGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    Calvin, it’s better because now you can fly - and drop little ‘presents’ on Susie.

  14. prasrinivara

    prasrinivara said, 7 months ago

    Good point doctortoon–and an idea also applicable to Moe, along with a talon-raking!

    For pouncingtiger, a spoiler about the school (but I’ll let Hobbes explain it)

  15. bald 716

    bald 716 said, 7 months ago

    calvin won’t be assigned to do a project with susie again

  16. Leonardeuler

    Leonardeuler said, 7 months ago

    Oh, oh !! You never know what’s going on in Mrs. Wormwood’s mind !

  17. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    Embrace your owlness. It will be a hoot.

  18. Macushlalondra

    MacushlalondraGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    I’m jealous of my cat. She gets to sleep all day. I think I’ll transmorgrify into a cat. Then again maybe I won’t. Do I really want to use a litter box?

  19. calvindino

    calvindino said, 7 months ago

    attyush says:

    A fowl smelling owl? Oh c’mon, stop the howl.

    And start eating mice from the bowl. Don’t you dare yowl.

  20. HangingInThere

    HangingInThereGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    …and birds don’t have to go to school, especially wise ol’ owls!!

  21. mommashepherd

    mommashepherd said, 7 months ago

    Good ol’ hobbes. Me and him would be best buds!

  22. SenorLapiz

    SenorLapiz said, 7 months ago

    Give a hoot, don’t pollute!

  23. bleepingdeadalien

    bleepingdeadalien said, 7 months ago

    HEY! Of all the…I oughta!

  24. grammahotsho

    grammahotsho said, 7 months ago

    Think of it, Calvin. If you are a spotted owl you’re a protected species…loved by environmentalists and hated by the folks who once made a living logging!

  25. Northwoodser

    Northwoodser said, 7 months ago

    Hobbes sees no reason to get excited. Calvin, just wing it.

  26. JFri

    JFri said, 7 months ago

    Ya know, I’m beginning to think this is just another case of the old proverb (ok, it’s not that old) coming true: When the beauty of theory meets the messiness of reality, that’s when things go bad!

  27. marvee

    marveeGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    I thought Mom’s tomato soup would solve this whole problem. It’s time to imagine something else, Calvin.

  28. prasrinivara

    prasrinivara said, 7 months ago

    Joy618, did you have to respoil my spoiler?

  29. grazer

    grazer said, 7 months ago

    carmy says: Hobbes is having too much fun ruffling Calvin’s feathers.

    LOL!—Absolutely. New version of the old cat and mouse game.

  30. TapiocaHead

    TapiocaHeadGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    Wow, Hobbes, your fur is always deodorized with detergent!

  31. mrprongs

    mrprongs said, 7 months ago

    He builds it, but can’t fix it or make another one? Or walk Hobbes through doing it?

  32. Tabby Lynn

    Tabby LynnGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    2 days ago from attyush:

    attyush says:
    Sorry about that tabb. The joke was so sick, it was almost on life support :)

    hey sorry i didnt relpy yesterday or before. i became busy. it was still funny as heck. i liked it.

    today:

    think its cute. boys do smell. had a couple earlier. lol

  33. lol2173

    lol2173 said, 7 months ago

    u r so right pouncingtiger

  34. fgdswimmer

    fgdswimmer said, 7 months ago

    Hi Peoples!!! I just signed on.

    I have a book with this strip on it. He does’t really fix the transmogrifyer he, he wakes up the next day and he is back to normal again.

    still….
    I wish i had a transmogrifyer.