Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

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  1. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    Knuckle sandwich forthcoming…

  2. Gweedo Murray

    Gweedo Murray said, 8 months ago

    With extra slime please.

  3. attyush

    attyush said, 8 months ago

    uh oh…time to make a dash.

  4. baslim_the_begger

    baslim_the_beggerGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    Mercury was the messenger of the gods. Susie has a message for you Calvin, “Fist of Death!”

  5. Leonardeuler

    Leonardeuler said, 8 months ago

    Susie’s patience has come to an end. Finally Calvin will be slugged. Go ahaed Susie.

  6. c00k13m0n5t3r

    c00k13m0n5t3r said, 8 months ago

    Poor Susie has a low tolerance level when it comes to ancient Roman legends … or to Calvin.

    BTW - can someone tell me how it is possible to register as a trademark a Roman god that was invented more than 2000 years ago?

  7. txmystic

    txmysticGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    …and he didn’t even have to research it…well done, Calvin!

  8. Ivy0730

    Ivy0730 said, 8 months ago

    Calvin is a such a talented kid!!!
    Susie, don’t be mad!
    Annnnd, I guess/know Hobbes wrote it!!!!????

  9. prasrinivara

    prasrinivara said, 8 months ago

    First panel: cent-percent
    Second: 75% (messages–of which bouquets are one type)

    And that was with his five-minutes leaning-on-locker research!

    For cookiemonster: because the Romans didn’t trademark him, they left it open for a later plagiarist–you may have heard of the basmati and neem issues.

    (on plagiarism, another Tom Lehrer reference: Lobachevski)

  10. JonD17

    JonD17 said, 8 months ago

    c00k13m0n5t3r says:…………..
    BTW - can someone tell me how it is possible to register as a trademark a Roman god that was invented more than 2000 years ago?….
    Sure cOOk13, just be the first to do it…. and then hope like heck he doesn’t come around to collect some royalties.

  11. Jackone

    Jackone said, 8 months ago

    Susie needs some anger management classes.

  12. madampresiden12

    madampresiden12 said, 8 months ago

    Susie should have known better. She pressured him to go to the library. She should have known he wouldn’t come up with the standard answer.

  13. LLeRay

    LLeRayGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    So this is how Alice from Dilbert got started?

  14. Calvinator

    Calvinator said, 8 months ago

    Its the ad libbing that gets him introuble - Calvin needs to stay on script– maybe he should ask Barack to borrow his teleprompter.

  15. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, 8 months ago

    “Exit, stage left.”

  16. bald 716

    bald 716 said, 8 months ago

    calvin got his info on mercury from spaceman spiff

  17. harywer

    harywer said, 8 months ago

    definitley back to susie.

  18. ninmas

    ninmas said, 8 months ago

    well, she said the MYTHology of mars. aren’t gods myths? A+ calvin well done!

  19. Dry

    DryGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    Love his expressions in the 2nd and last panel!

  20. alexhuama

    alexhuama said, 8 months ago

    jaja anda golpealo se lo merece :P

  21. grazer

    grazer said, 8 months ago

    The Roman god Mercury could never wing it as good as Calvin just did.

  22. fidget360

    fidget360 said, 8 months ago

    madampresiden12 says: Susie should have known better. She pressured him to go to the library. She should have known he wouldn’t come up with the standard answer.

    Seriously! how many years have they been in the first grade together? Decades!

  23. Radical-Knight

    Radical-KnightGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    Exit stage right, even.
    (My best Snagglepuss impersonation.)

  24. prasrinivara

    prasrinivara said, 8 months ago

    Almost on-the-nail ninmas; only the planet about which Susie said Calvin would present mythology was Mercury not Mars.

  25. marvee

    marveeGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    I’m amazed he came up with anything close to right.

  26. bleepingdeadalien

    bleepingdeadalien said, 8 months ago

    I would like to point out…it’s not the number of years Calvin and Susie have been in 1st Grade, but the amount of QUALITY time spent being 1st Graders.

  27. pookid54

    pookid54Genius_badge said, 8 months ago

    Just love Susie’s face!! LOL!!!!
    I think Calvin did fairly well considering what he could have reported!!!

  28. Macushlalondra

    MacushlalondraGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    Now the teacher’s gonna have to pry Susie off of Calvin while the rest of the class gets some great entertainment. Go Susie!

  29. HangingInThere

    HangingInThereGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    You mean Calvin isn’t right?? Oh…
    (LOL)

  30. Wildmustang1262

    Wildmustang1262 said, 8 months ago

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaa… Oh relax, Susie! Don’t get mad at Calvin. Hey, Calvin, become as a mercury zooms jiffy! Before Susie gives you a shiner. ROFL! X-D

  31. Doug Dean

    Doug Dean said, 8 months ago

    Yeah, for Calvin, that’s pretty good…

  32. Tabby Lynn

    Tabby LynnGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    margueritem says:

    tabbylynn: Thank you. I was sick with an intestinal virus, and even looking at the computer for more than a little bit made my head hurt even worse. Doing much better now. :-)

    i know what you mean about look at the computer when you have a headache. i am glad you are doing better. i missed you, you make things intresting and i love your witty comments.

  33. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    tabbylynn: Thank you. I enjoy having your cheerful comments appear on the boards, too.

  34. Yukoner

    Yukoner said, 8 months ago

    Susie, you’ve been outdone as usual. Get over it.

  35. bmonk

    bmonkGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    txmystic says:

    “…and he didn’t even have to research it…well done, Calvin!”

    But of course he researched it! It says right there in the subtitle on his paper (two days ago): “An ExHaustivELY RESEaRCHED REPORT by CalviN”

  36. DigitalFrog

    DigitalFrogGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    Hey Margueritem - sorry to hear you were ill. Wondered why you hadn’t posted much lately. Hope you’re back on your feet (& keyboard)

  37. Cameloo

    Cameloo said, 8 months ago

    Relax Susie, he’s only giving an honest opinion.

  38. Tigger

    TiggerGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    Run Calvin Run!

  39. cello_wizard

    cello_wizard said, 8 months ago

    Relax Susie! He’s telling the truth!

  40. Calvin King

    Calvin King said, 8 months ago

    That’s Calvin, the smartest!!!

  41. mrprongs

    mrprongs said, 8 months ago

    Pow! Bam! To Mercury, Calvin. To Mercury!

  42. Wildmustang1262

    Wildmustang1262 said, 8 months ago

    Marg. I hope you feel much better sooner. I know the intestinal virus is terrible pain in the butt!