Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

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  1. Yukoner

    Yukoner said, 9 months ago

    Given where our society is headed, I don’t think it makes very much differece at all.

  2. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 9 months ago

    Precocious little tyke, isn’t he?

  3. Gweedo Murray

    Gweedo Murray said, 9 months ago

    More like atrocious.

  4. WoodGracie

    WoodGracie said, 9 months ago

    Supercallifragilisticexpiali-docious??

  5. DreamScourge

    DreamScourge said, 9 months ago

    It made a difference at the time, but as our glowing example above shows, the rot had already set in. LOL

  6. JonD17

    JonD17 said, 9 months ago

    Calvin (like all children) is merely a reflection of society….. whatever that is today

  7. jcipc2004

    jcipc2004 said, 9 months ago

    With a shirt like that, Uncle Max, it’s no wonder why you aren’t married. You probably can’t even get a date!

  8. Mowgli-Chiara

    Mowgli-ChiaraGenius_badge said, 9 months ago

    After this visit, uncle Max never will have kids

  9. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 9 months ago

    After this visit, Uncle Max will probably go to the doctor to get “fixed”.

  10. bald 716

    bald 716 said, 9 months ago

    calvin tells it like it is max
    even after just a few days you should know that.

  11. Doctor Toon

    Doctor ToonGenius_badge said, 9 months ago

    Calvin may be a little stinker sometimes, but he’s not so bad. I know some peoples whose kids could have convinced the octuplet mom to take birth control.

  12. Calvinator

    Calvinator said, 9 months ago

    I love moms face in the last frame.

  13. Northwoodser

    Northwoodser said, 9 months ago

    That question, alas, is asked daily, or nightly, by our anti-moral society.

  14. Dry

    DryGenius_badge said, 9 months ago

    Right on, Northwoodser! Anti-moral is right! Sad!

  15. Penguin1021

    Penguin1021Genius_badge said, 9 months ago

    Uncle Max is really Jon Arbuckle. (He’s wearing a fake mustache to try to look cool)

  16. grazer

    grazer said, 9 months ago

    I’m getting reminded why Watterson never brought uncle Max back on the scene again….his normality feels awkward and makes the daily humor very strained.

    Nice try, Mr. Watterson.
    God’s speed, Max.

  17. pookid54

    pookid54Genius_badge said, 9 months ago

    Well, Penguin1021, he IS wearing a shirt from Jon Arbuckle Haute Couture for Dweebs

  18. yyzgwm

    yyzgwm said, 9 months ago

    Max is Calvin’s gay uncle. Not married, clone moustache, a shirt covered with triangles…

    And watch for the other Max panels, especially when he talks about relationships. Gay as a garden party!

  19. alyssaanne007

    alyssaanne007 said, 9 months ago

    hehe…

  20. wndrwrthg

    wndrwrthgGenius_badge said, 9 months ago

    To whom it may concern:
    Your morals are not mine, nor are they superior, so bugger off.

  21. klittle

    klittleGenius_badge said, 9 months ago

    Calvin kicks butt and says it like it is! Ordinary people don’t, which is why we need comic strips to ask the salient questions and point out the obvious.

  22. Hellbo

    Hellbo said, 9 months ago

    Good question Calvin!!!!!!

  23. marvee

    marveeGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    In last panel, Mom is thinking, what is this and where did it come from?

  24. BirishB

    BirishB said, 8 months ago

    Didn’t dad say he hasn’t seen Max in a couple of years? After this week of torture, I’m not sure he’ll ever see Max again.

    And the mystery as to why he hasn’t seen Max in a couple of years isn’t such a mystery after all …

  25. iowaweav

    iowaweav said, 8 months ago

    You know, Uncle Max could really be Bill Mahr…

  26. klittle

    klittleGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    I gotta say … it seems that a lot of people are vexed by Calvin’s behavior, maybe?

    Calvin is an awesome kid and would be a great son! His imagination and energy are both fantastic! He’s always thinking, challenging, questioning, learning, and growing (you know, if he were real).

    Oh, wait, my younger son is just like him! Maybe that’s why he’s so appealing to me?

    Unabashed exuberance rocks!

  27. klittle

    klittleGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    p.s.: those aren’t gay triangles. That’s a nacho chip shirt!

  28. klittle

    klittleGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    “Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.”
    – Socrates
    “Many people today are deceived into believing that only the present generation of students is rebelling and retaliating against the raw power of teachers and administrators in schools (‘Something must be wrong with this generation’).” (Gordon, p. 200)

  29. avevor

    avevor said, 8 months ago

    WANT THE REST OF THE DIALOGUE

  30. Landri Sheppard

    Landri Sheppard said, 8 months ago

    LOL, jcipc2004!! Personally i like Dads face in the last panel!!Sorry Dad, but it looks like your not gonna see Maxfor another couple years, atleast until Calvins 18 and moved out (won’t that be fun…Calvin, out in the world all alone, just him and Hobbes…shivers)

                             Landri
    

  31. Landri Sheppard

    Landri Sheppard said, 8 months ago

    LOL CARMY!!!

  32. teaguemj

    teaguemj said, 8 months ago

    klittle, I like your ideas! Calvin always reminded me of my sons, too. They were individual, funny, and resourceful. They still are, but grown up now! and great.

  33. Wildmustang1262

    Wildmustang1262 said, 8 months ago

    I don’t care whether if Uncle Max is a gay or straight or asexual The sexual orientation are not important to me but I more likely think that Max is a human being and if he wants to be a single for rest of his life. That is up to him. Calvin! You better keep your mouth ZIP up! and eat the supper! Sigh! :-/

  34. XK9

    XK9 said, 8 months ago

    The moralists should go put their heads back in the sand (or wherever it is they usually have their heads). The idea that “society is going to hell” is ignorant of history. Prudish morality comes and goes. Vice has been around forever. Focus on yourselves and when you’re ready to live in a diverse society, you can pull your head out.

    p.s. I love me some Calvin and Hobbes.

  35. Tabby Lynn

    Tabby LynnGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    kids say the dardents things.

    it would have been even better if mom and dad would have choked on there food when calvin said that.

  36. Ivy0730

    Ivy0730 said, 8 months ago

    C&H is alwayz so thought-provoking, huh? lolz thank you for sharing your thoughts!

  37. Geekologist

    Geekologist said, 8 months ago

    Whats wrong with kids outside of wedlock? If their raised without a huge amount of fuss over marriage, in a neighborhood where no one cares, they turn out as good as most. The kids that are most beat up are the ones whos parents get about nine divorces during the kids time at home.

  38. gesturpa

    gesturpa said, 8 months ago

    Many of my friends who have kids aren’t even thinking about getting married any time soon, so I agree with the point Calvin makes, why do you have to be married to have kids?

  39. mwg7825

    mwg7825 said, 8 months ago

    Why can’t I get this comic anymore??

  40. Coffee-Turtle

    Coffee-TurtleGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    you mean to say that this is a society?

    (must be the clouds in my eyes)