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1. 

   Margueritem said, 10 months ago

   Typical kid. He hates it, yet he doesn’t even know what it is.

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   iowaweav said, 10 months ago

   Tie him to a chair?

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   grazer said, 10 months ago

   Telling him ‘tortellini’ was mom’s big mistake….if she had said ‘bat brains’ he would be begging for second helpings.

4. 

   wndrwrthg said, 10 months ago

   “You will eat it and like it”.

5. 

   Horsehead1 said, 10 months ago

   Do you mean Ozzie O
   Grazer?

6. 

   Gaurav Rohra said, 10 months ago

   Kinda reminds me about myself…

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   c00k13m0n5t3r said, 10 months ago

   Kinda reminds me about my daughter, who is only 11 months…where do they learn to do these things?

8. 

   Yukoner said, 10 months ago

   What do you call a tortoise with its left legs shorter than its right ones? TORTELLINI

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   Nils Tiebos said, 10 months ago

   Man, tortellini is the best!

10. 

    Miss.Fit said, 10 months ago

    LOL!!!

11. 

    LX013 said, 10 months ago

    Calvins face in the second picture!

12. 

    Silverpearl said, 10 months ago

    He should be looking in a cook book, not the dictionary!! LOL

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    hungrybear said, 10 months ago

    If Calvin actually knew what tortellini is, he could give a much more convincing performance.

14. 

    JonD17 said, 10 months ago

    iowaweav says:

    Tie him to a chair?

    iowa, are you thinking deja vu’ all over again? :=/

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    kbielefe said, 10 months ago

    I had a foster daughter like Calvin. After teaching her for several weeks, dinner would go like this:

    “I don’t like tortellini.”

    “Yes, you do.”

    “I do?”

    “Yep.”

    “Okay.” [takes a bite.] “Hey, this is really good!”

    “Told you so.”

16. 

    bmonk said, 10 months ago

    If you want tortellini soup, I left a nice pot over at Pibgorn’s couch of confusion. Enjoy! (Yum!)

17. 

    Dry said, 10 months ago

    Oh Calvin, you can’t eat any better than Italian! Just ask me, I’m Italian, on my mother’s side 100%.

18. 

    Macushlalondra said, 10 months ago

    I wasn’t sure what it was either so I looked it up. Looks pretty good and versatile, you can make it in different ways.

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    h2oman said, 10 months ago

    Trying to validate a suspicion Calvin ???

20. 

    BirishB said, 10 months ago

    totellini … don’t worry, Calvin, it takes like chicken. Everything always tastes like chicken.

21. 

    Wildmustang1262 said, 10 months ago

    Oh, I love tortellini! It is Italian pasta! Mmmm, Yummy! Calvin, I am on your mommy’s side and she definitely cooks and makes the tortellini for supper! So be it! Get used to that and eat! It is so delish!

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    cgrl78 said, 10 months ago

    You’ll eat what is on your plate or you won’t eat at all.
    That’s what we always heard. Most of the time it was really good. I also love tortellini!!!

23. 

    jim_grant said, 10 months ago

    Contempt prior to investigation

24. 

    humormehere said, 10 months ago

    We’ve got ten kids. Half are picky. We discovered a long time ago the value of creative naming.

    Gopher Guts Chicken breast mixed with a cream cheese filling, inside a rolled out biscuit turnover

    Monkey Heads–Stuffed peppers ( I think we got it from C&H!)

    Martian Stew–Green mac and cheese with vegetables and some cream of mushroom soup mixed in.

    These are all real recipes in our family.

25. 

    cello_wizard said, 10 months ago

    have an indiana jones and the temple of doom dinner: live snakes, large roasted beetles, eyeball soup, and for desert, chilled monkey brains!

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    cello_wizard said, 10 months ago

    have an indiana jones and the temple of doom dinner: live snakes, large roasted beetles, eyeball soup, and for desert, chilled monkey brains!

27. 

    longtimecomicsfan said, 10 months ago

    Calvin is obviously a proponent of tort reform…

28. 

    Lollygag said, 10 months ago

    It is typical. People always assume the worst of things they don’t know.

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    AlMiGhTyFrOg said, 10 months ago

    kbielefe says:

    I had a foster daughter like Calvin. After teaching her for several weeks, dinner would go like this:

    “I don’t like tortellini.”

    “Yes, you do.”

    “I do?”

    “Yep.”

    “Okay.” [takes a bite.] “Hey, this is really good!”

    “Told you so.”

    My brother was just like that too. If he said he didn’t like something, my mom would point out the falacious fact that he had alriedy tried it and it was his favourite food. He bought it every time.

30. 

    deltamama said, 10 months ago

    My youngest is JUST like this!!!

31. 

    chromosome said, 10 months ago

    I had a bowl of spinach tortellini soup today. YUM!

32. 

    grammahotsho said, 10 months ago

    Yup! If I don’t know what it is how can I like it?

33. 

    iowaweav said, 10 months ago

    JonD17 says:

    iowaweav says:

    Tie him to a chair?

    iowa, are you thinking deja vu’ all over again? :=/

    Posted: about 15 hours ago Flag

    No, but I once stared at cold brussel sprouts for several hours while my friends played outside. Mom’s other favorite was to put whatever you didn’t want to eat back out on your plate the next night.

34. 

    topaz17 said, 10 months ago

    i happend to greatly enjoy tortellini!!! Boo calvin!!

35. 

    The Swordfish said, 9 months ago

    Hmm…What IS tortellini?