Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 05, 1995
Transcript:
Miss Wormwood: Calvin, would you demonstrate the next problem at the board? Calvin: Yes Miss Wormwood. I would be hap-py to do an-y-thing you ask. I have been suc-cess-ful-ly pro-grammed to obey all di-rec-tives. I have no will of my own...my own...my own...my own. Doesn't anybody appreciate theater?!
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do I’m half crazy over the love of you It won’t be a stylish marriage I cannot afford a carriage But you’d look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two