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Mar 16, 1992
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Calvin:  Hey dad, look at this commercial.  How come you don't drive a cool sports car like that guy?  Dad:  That car costs $40,000.  Calvin:  And look at the babe he's with.  How come mom doesn't dress like that?  Dad:  Yeah, why don't you dress like that?  Mom:  Because your adolescent fantasies require an adolescent model with implants,...honey.  Calvin:  Maybe you guys need to drink more beer.
Mar 18, 1992
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