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Nov 24, 1990
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Calvin:  Why do animals always walk in circles before they lie down?  Hobbes:  Sorry.  Privileged information.. Voice under the bed:  Psst! Hey kid!  Calvin/Hobbes:  Monsters!  Calvin: What do you want?  Voice: There's a big shiny toy fo ryou under the bed.  Come get it!  Calvin:  Oh sure!  You just want me to come down three so you can grab me with some oozing appendage, slowly paralyze me with some vile secretion, and devour me alive!  Nice try!  Forget it! Stupid monsters.  Al gangs and no brains.  Voice:  Psst! Tiger! We'll give you some salmon if you push the kid over the bed!  Hobbes:  Is the salmon fresh?  Voice:  Hold on.  I'll check. Yeah, it's fresh.  Calvin:  Hobbes, don't listen to them!!
Nov 26, 1990
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