Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 24, 1990
April 23, 1990
April 25, 1990
Transcript:
Mom: Goodness, what happened?! You were only out there a minute! Dad: A grounder bounced up and hit Calvin in the nose. Calvin: I'b bleedig! By ode dad id tryig to gill me! Mom: Hold your head back, honey. Here's some more tissues. Calvin: I'b nod playig badeball eddy more! Nebber again! I hade it! Mom: Sit still so the bleeding can stop, ok? Dad: I guess we can forget having a millionaire baseball player support us in our old age. Mom: Dear! Calvin: All by charagder id drippig out by node!
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Summersnow over 13 years ago
Nothing like a disappointed dad to boost your confidence in life.
RSwain81 almost 13 years ago
The little known secret of this strip is that the parents have forgotten each others names and neither one will admit it, that or their names are in fact Honey, and Dear.
tammsys over 11 years ago
I don’t know why, but if Calvin’s dad had a name, I feel like he’d be called Wallace or something…
yow4zip Premium Member about 9 years ago
All that character is making a mess.
bmonk over 8 years ago
I have news for you, Calvin: that’s not charagder dribbing oud of your node.
The Shadow Ninja over 8 years ago
And I suppose getting a bloody nose or nearly suffering from a concussion build characters. What doesn’t?
Bibleman2002 about 5 years ago
I think that Calvin is NOT gonna support them when they are old
Calvin is gonna leave them in a nursing home where they are gonna suffer slow. They will be begging Calvin for mercy
zeusrocker339 about 3 years ago
You actually shouldn’t tilt your nose back if it is bloody.
Odie's best friend about 2 years ago
I’ve had a bloody nose my first time skateboarding for about 2 days