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Apr 23, 1990
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Mom:  Goodness, what happened?!  You were only out there a minute!  Dad:  A grounder bounced up and hit Calvin in the nose.  Calvin:  I'b bleedig!  By ode dad id tryig to gill me!  Mom:  Hold your head back, honey.  Here's some more tissues.  Calvin:  I'b nod playig badeball eddy more!  Nebber again!  I hade it!  Mom:  Sit still so the bleeding can stop, ok?  Dad:  I guess we can forget having a millionaire baseball player support us in our old age.  Mom:  Dear!  Calvin:  All by charagder id drippig out by node!
Apr 25, 1990
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    Summersnow  about 7 years ago

    Nothing like a disappointed dad to boost your confidence in life.

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    RSwain81  over 6 years ago

    The little known secret of this strip is that the parents have forgotten each others names and neither one will admit it, that or their names are in fact Honey, and Dear.

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    tammsys  about 5 years ago

    I don’t know why, but if Calvin’s dad had a name, I feel like he’d be called Wallace or something…

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    yow4zip gc insider over 2 years ago

    All that character is making a mess.

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    bmonk  about 2 years ago

    I have news for you, Calvin: that’s not charagder dribbing oud of your node.

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    The Shadow Ninja  almost 2 years ago

    And I suppose getting a bloody nose or nearly suffering from a concussion build characters. What doesn’t?

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