Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 08, 1989
Transcript:
Calvin: I've been thinking. You know how boring Dad is? Maybe it's a big phony act! Maybe after he puts us to bed, Dad dons some weird costume and goes out fighting crime! Maybe this whole "dad" stuff is just a secret identity! Maybe the mayor calls Dad on a secret hot line whenever the city's in trouble! Maybe Dad's a masked superhero! Hobbes: If that's true, he should drive a cooler car. Calvin: I know. Ours doesn't even have a cassette deck.
My immediate thought was “Nananananana BAT-DAD!”Sometimes, I don’t understand my own sense of humor.