Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 30, 1989

Transcript:

Calvin: True friends are hard to come by. I need more money. I wish people were more like animals. Animals don't try to change yoiu or make you fit in. They just enjoy the pleasure of you company. Animals aren't conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you're sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness. Hobbes: Whooonk! Sob. It's so...so true! Hoooot! Thbpbtpth!...and speaking of "a little kindness." I'd have a tuna fish sandwich any time soon, that you happen to make one... Calvin: Of course, some animals get on your nerves once in a while.