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Calvin and Hobbes

By Bill Watterson
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Sep 19, 1987
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Hobbes:  You only packed two sandwiches for out entire trip to the Yukon?  Calvin:  Relax, Hobbes, these sandwiches will give us energy to spare.  Hobbes:  Mmff, whath thith?  Honey "n" marthmallowth?  Calvin:  That one is.  The other was chocolate syrup.  As long as we're taking a break, we might as well record our progress in the log.  "Journey to the Yukon: Day one. Have traveled twenty minutes.  No snow so far.  Hobbes:  "Food Supplies low."  Calvin:  "Nevertheless, morale is high as we push north."  Hobbes:  My morale would be a lot higher if you'd carry the toboggan.  Calvin:  Me?!  I'm the leader of this expedition!  I'm forging the path!  Hobbes: I think it's my turn to be leader now.  Calvin:  You can't be the leader!  See, I've got the commander hat.  Hobbes:  That can be easily remedied.  Calvin:  Hey! Leggo!  This is my helmet!  Hobbes:  Ow!  Quit biting!  Calvin:  This is mutiny!  Give that back!  Hobbes:  I'm the captain now.  I give the commands.  First, I decree double rations for all officers to aid their decision-making capabilities.  Calvin:  Oh no you don't!....That last sandwich is mine!
Sep 21, 1987
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