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   simpsonfan2 said, 3 months ago

   Would he rather she didn’t shave them at all?
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   Pharmakeus Ubik said, 3 months ago

   Once you start shaving them, they never return to their original silkiness.
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   Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) said, 3 months ago

   Touche`
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   hltrim52 said, 3 months ago

   Two things, Garvin: learn to put the seat down(it’s not that difficult)and buy her a nice razor.
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   PoodleGroomer said, 3 months ago

   I left the lid up; my wife sat down in the bowl.
   I closed the lid; My wife went on the closed lid.
   With only 2 moving parts, people need to make adjustments for personal needs before use.
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   Dave Marsden said, 3 months ago

   If it’s up, put it down
   If it’s down, put it up
   Problem solved (?)
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   D W said, 3 months ago

   Why can’t women learn to put the seat UP when they finish? Turn about is fair play. Look before you sit!
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   dbig 1oohh said, 3 months ago

   @D W

   And get an electric razor.I did & we have no problems.
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 3 months ago

   How about closing it when you flush? Keeps the micro-spray from fountaining out.
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    Comic Minister said, 3 months ago

    Too late Maria!
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    Stray9999 said, 3 months ago

    She should just learn to hover.
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    kaecispop said, 3 months ago

    Having a house dog that would want to drink from an open toilet took care of that problem with me. Both the seat and lid are down. After all, who would want a dog to lick you after he drinks from a toilet.
    On another note the program “Superfetch”, a woman had her dog trained to both flush the commode and close the llid on a visual command. Both her boyfriend and brother were embarassed by the fact that you could train a dog to do what they apparently could not learn to do.
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