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   Yamakasi said, 6 months ago

   Not to sound racist, but I think that kids would see cleanly through a black Santa. (Even my mother couldn’t carry it off.)
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   Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) said, 6 months ago

   Git on out there chubs
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   Rabbit said, 6 months ago

   @Yamakasi

   I’ve seen a black Santa. The kids loved him. And, no, they were not all black.
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   SeaFox10 said, 6 months ago

   But do you want a jerk playing Santa?!
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   macsj said, 6 months ago

   Santa is seen as what a child wants to see. A little role play would help the man’s anger problems. It’s hard to be a bad Santa. I suggest more people try it, it might change an outlook.
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   K M said, 6 months ago

   @Rabbit

   As have I. It was great until one of his own kids made him. Oops.
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   mvw said, 6 months ago

   Ray-Ray is more offended at the idea of work than being reminded that he’s fat. His definition of work is the same as Sonny Drysdale’s, “That horrible four letter word W O R K.”
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   kaecispop said, 6 months ago

   Or as Maynard G. Krebs would exclaim with fear, ’Work!!!"
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 6 months ago

   @Yamakasi

   I don’t think it will be the color that the children and the parents won’t like. It will be the vileness of the man himself that will sour the illusion.
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