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   simpsonfan2 said, 7 months ago

   So put the seat down as well as the lid.
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   JusSayin said, 7 months ago

   @simpsonfan2

   Before flushing. Some people leave toothbrushes, or dentures I guess in Abe’s case, in the same room as the toilet, where each flush is a Vesuvius of germs, diseases and infections.
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   Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) said, 7 months ago

   @JusSayin

   Or any other room.
   http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/fecal-matter-on-toothbrush.htm
   .
   best thing to do with your toothbrush is leave it in a glass of bleach
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   StoicLion said, 7 months ago

   Do women often walk into bathrooms butt first and blindfolded?
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   Paul Jones said, 7 months ago

   I’ll tell you what, ladies. I’ll put the toilet seat down if you start putting it up after you are finished.
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   scsurfer said, 7 months ago

   Anyone who sits without looking deserves to fall in. At least if the seat’s up you know someone didn’t pee on it. Most of the time.
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   Comic Minister said, 7 months ago

   Of course not.
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   Elderflower said, 7 months ago

   @StoicLion

   no, but sometimes, through the night, we try to not turn the lights on – to avoid waking up completely AND to avoid disturbing hubby.
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   saxie5 said, 7 months ago

   Maybe she’d more interested in a cooking class if you suggested as a fun thing to do together. I’m sure it wouldn’t kill the hubs to learn some new cooking skills.
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