I can just see it now. Santa arrives. Notices the empty milk glass; a few cookie crumbs; the cake plate with a smidgeon of icing and a few more crumbs; the fat, endorphin-drugged snoring witch. Leaves nice present anyway, ‘cause he’s Santa and knows Broomie meant well, but couldn’t resist temptation….
I can just see it now. Santa arrives. Notices the empty milk glass; a few cookie crumbs; the cake plate with a smidgeon of icing and a few more crumbs; the fat, endorphin-drugged snoring witch. Leaves nice present anyway, ‘cause he’s Santa and knows Broomie meant well, but couldn’t resist temptation….