Broom Hilda by Russell Myers

Broom Hilda

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem said, 3 months ago

    Love ya, Broomie!

    Good morning, LB.

  2. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, 3 months ago

    He can kiss that computer goodbye after she’s
    done with it.

    MARG! I bet where you live nobody owns a
    snowblower since you only get a few inches at
    a time. It was pretty snow less here last year as
    I didn’t have to use my snowblower once.

  3. margueritem

    margueritem said, 3 months ago

    @Llewellenbruce

    We sold our snow blower when we moved. We still have a snow shovel, Our driveway faces north.

  4. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 3 months ago

    Are Computers Men or Women?


    A language teacher was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

    “House” in French, is feminine -“la maison,” “Pencil” in French, is masculine “le crayon.”

    One puzzled student asked, “What gender is computer?” The teacher did not know, and the word was not in her French dictionary.

    So for fun she split the class into two groups appropriately enough, by gender and asked them to decide whether “computer” should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

    Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation.


    The men’s group decided that computer should definitely be of the feminine gender (“la computer”), because:

    1.No one but their creator understands their internal logic
    2.The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else
    3.Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later review
    4.As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheque on accessories for it.


    The women’s group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine “le computer”) because:

    1.In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.
    2.They have a lot of data but still can’t think for themselves
    3.They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem
    4.As soon as you commit to one, you realise that if you had waited a little longer you could have gotten a better model.

  5. Linda1259

    Linda1259 said, 3 months ago

    @Alexikakos

    Thank you! Your comments make the morning so much better and are often better than the comic itself.

  6. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 3 months ago

    I think we now know, however, why the Plymouth convertible is still running after more than 50 years….

  7. Ms. Ima

    Ms. Ima said, 3 months ago

    She needs a bigger hammer.

  8. jml58

    jml58 said, 3 months ago

    She is just plugging the computer in.

  9. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! said, 3 months ago

    When in doubt, give it a god whack.

  10. William Pursell

    William Pursell said, 3 months ago

    Here now Grog,are ye sure you be meaning “God” whack?
    I do here tell that God’s Whack be even bigger than Our Broomie’s ZAP. But let’s not be gettin’ into some discussion involving the SIZE of Whack and Zap envy now.

  11. SUSAN NEWMAN

    SUSAN NEWMAN said, 3 months ago

    Broomie must have mistaken Gaylord’s computer to her Plymouth.

  12. Teresa

    Teresa said, 3 months ago

    @Alexikakos

    Ha Ha Ha!!! Perfect!

  13. ujean

    ujean said, 3 months ago

    Broomie’s last job in computers was de-bugging ENIAC with a broom and dustpan.

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