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   Llewellenbruce said, 4 months ago

   Shouldn’t you be stuffed by then?

   MARG! Any warmer there tonight?
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   margueritem said, 4 months ago

   Good morning, LB. No, still pretty cold. Maybe tomorrow.
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   Alexikakos said, 4 months ago

   Two blondes decided to split a can of Diet Coke.
   .
   One blonde opened the can, and poured half the contents into her own glass, and half into her friend’s glass.
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   Before tossing the can, she stopped to read the nutritional information on the side.
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   “‘Only one calorie per can’,” she read aloud.
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   “Hmm,” murmured the other blonde.
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   “I wonder which glass has the calorie?”
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   pouncingtiger said, 4 months ago

   I know of the perfect man for Broomie. It’s Mr. Creosote from Monty Python fame.
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   Sisyphos said, 4 months ago

   After 1500 years, Broomie is no longer concerned with watching her figure, I guess.
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   SUSAN NEWMAN said, 4 months ago

   Broomie always seems to get the table by window.
   But then again, she’s probably the restaurant’s only customer.
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   William Pursell said, 4 months ago

   Aye Sisyphos,and the way she reached 1500 years MUST be a healthy appetite indeed.
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   Rodney said, 4 months ago

   @Sisyphos

   Would YOU want to look at her figure?
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   sarah413 said, 4 months ago

   It all begins and end with CHOCOLATE!! Chocolate is the most important food group. Having a piece of real dark (72% cacao) chocolate and a glass of red wine does the body good.
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    Dry said, 4 months ago

    They had me with that gourmet meal until he mentioned pizza! Pizza? With Lobster and potatoes? Don’t get me wrong, I love pizza! But with lobster? Pizza? :-D
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    AHHH, BEER wuz good said, 4 months ago

    Atta girl Broomie ! Now please order a sensible dinner!
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