Broom Hilda by Russell Myers

Broom Hilda

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem said, 5 months ago

    It just might do that…

    Happy New Year, LB!

  2. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 5 months ago

    Overheard in a hot dog street-cart line:
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    The vendor was talking to his customer.
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    “I had a Buddhist tell me I was the man he was looking for because I could make him one with everything.”

  3. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, 5 months ago

    Don’t see his food license do we?

    MARG!
    Looks like the country just dodged the Fiscal Cliff.
    Guess I won’t need a parachute.

  4. margueritem

    margueritem said, 5 months ago

    @Llewellenbruce

    I haven’t heard the news on that yet.

  5. Jo Clear

    Jo Clear said, 5 months ago

    eeeuuuuuueeeewwww….

  6. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 5 months ago

    On second thought, maybe I’ll just go get an ice cream cone….

  7. William Pursell

    William Pursell said, 5 months ago

    Judging by the looks of the vendor…He’s absolutely right Broomie Luv…..you DON’T want to know.

  8. gmartin997

    gmartin997 said, 5 months ago

    Franks, weiners, or hot dogs are sausages made from everything else. If you knew, you would probably never eat one. And Vienna sausages! I can’t tell you what we called them when I was a kid. They’re made from whatever is left over after the weiners. Nothing goes to waste.

  9. david_42

    david_42 said, 5 months ago

    Unknown meat sausages

    On a stick.

  10. SUSAN NEWMAN

    SUSAN NEWMAN said, 5 months ago

    His ashes are falling right into where the hot dogs are.
    BTW, anyone else remember when Broomie smoked cigars.

  11. Ice Hole

    Ice Hole said, 5 months ago

    It don’t really matter what’s inside little Broomie.. What matters is the great taste that the various combinations of the insides from whatever had been alive months earlier..

  12. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 5 months ago

    @Ice Hole

    Just substitute “B”
    .
    “Miss T.
    .

    By: Walter de la Mare

    .
    It ‘s a very odd thing -
    As odd as can be -
    That whatever Miss T. eats
    Turns into Miss T.;
    Porridge and apples,
    Mince, muffins and mutton,
    Jam, junket, jumbles --
    Not a rap, not a button
    It matters; the moment
    They’re out of her plate,
    Though shared by Miss Butcher
    And sour Mr. Bate;
    Tiny and cheerful,
    And neat as can be,
    Whatever Miss T. eats
    Turns into Miss T.

  13. octagon

    octagon said, 5 months ago

    @SUSAN NEWMAN

    I remember cigar smoking Broomie. Vendor should flick his ashes in the onion sauce.

  14. cybergal29

    cybergal29 said, 5 months ago

    @Llewellenbruce

    I wonder just how close it would get for the U.S. and their Fiscal Cliff because of some politicians’ dragging their heels with the voting just for the sake of getting so close to the Fiscal Cliff.

    Canada never had a Fiscal Cliff.

  15. Linda1259

    Linda1259 said, 5 months ago

    @cybergal29

    Let’s everyone celebrate and Happy New Year to Everybody, even Canadians!

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