Broom Hilda by Russell Myers

Broom Hilda

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  1. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 5 months ago

    The Bureau of Sky Ices…

  2. DreamScourge

    DreamScourge said, 5 months ago

    Each snow flake, has a little elf sitting on it(green hat stripy pink leggings and red pointy shoes, as seen through an electron microscope) with a long range transmitter, once the pattern has been fully analysed its data model sent back to headquarters (Santa’s Grotto) and uploaded to the mainframe, where they are all cross-referenced. If a duplicate is found a 1 is returned and the universe comes to a grinding halt, the end of times is then upon us.

  3. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 5 months ago

    @GoldenRoya

    Nah. The Mayan calendar-carvers didn’t have electron microscopes. Maybe their alien overseers did, though! Whoop!

  4. Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם)

    Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) said, 5 months ago

    Anybody else planning to be at the party on December 22?

  5. gmartin997

    gmartin997 said, 5 months ago

    That’s my question, too, Erwin.

  6. dkram

    dkram said, 5 months ago

    Who keeps track? Snowflake Bentley. look him up
    .
    @ Alain Harper: Is that a Mayan New Years party?
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    \\//_

  7. Doodlemommie

    Doodlemommie said, 5 months ago

    @DreamScourge

    Ooh good job!

  8. Teresa

    Teresa said, 5 months ago

    @Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם)

    Flash party at the White House,
    1600 Pensylvania Avenue
    1600 hours (that’s 4 pm using a 24 hour clock)
    Be there or be left out!

  9. SUSAN NEWMAN

    SUSAN NEWMAN said, 5 months ago

    It’s the Man Upstairs, Irwin!!

  10. dfrechet

    dfrechet said, 5 months ago

    The FBI: Federal Bureau of Inaneness

  11. AHHH, BEER  wuz good

    AHHH, BEER wuz good said, 5 months ago

    @dfrechet

    Hahahaha .Also known as the gov teat !

  12. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 5 months ago

    Snow. Bah-humbug!

    (I lost my like of the stuff when a weather system stalled in 1993 for 3 weeks and dumped 96 inches by the time it was done. When you can’t go anywhere, you suddenly need to do so.)

  13. jOhndrAkE (vowelsUP,consonantsdown):      Vulcan:  Live long and prosper.  Romulan: Live strong and dominate.

    jOhndrAkE (vowelsUP,consonantsdown): Vulcan: Live long and prosper. Romulan: Live strong and dominate. said, 5 months ago

    Why, Procrustes not only keeps track but also makes sure.

  14. banjoaah

    banjoaah said, 5 months ago

    @Sisyphos

    “Overseers”! You meant “protecters”, right ? :)

  15. William Pursell

    William Pursell said, 5 months ago

    Aye Irwin,that would be “He who keeps track of ALL things”.

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