Broom Hilda by Russell Myers

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  1. Gweedo Murray

    Gweedo Murray said, about 1 month ago

    Don’t forget to order a tub of lard.

  2. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    With drippings on the side.

    If she should develop a blood clot, she can zap it.

  3. big G 3469

    big G 3469Genius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Sounds like something that I seen at a food stand at the fair!

    & Don’t forget the Deep Fried Cheese on a Stick, Deep Fried Butter on a Stick & a side of chocolate covered Pork Rinds too!

  4. ejcapulet

    ejcapuletGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    I’m feeling a little queasy here.

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 1 month ago

    Well, to be fair, in considering her diet, Broomie is short, green, and kind of rotund….

    But I’ll just have the salad, please, no dressing….

  6. yyyguy

    yyyguyGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    naked salad? is that anything like cold slaw?

  7. Yukoner

    Yukoner said, about 1 month ago

    Hey Broomie, your cousin is in today’s Wizard of Id strip.

  8. Newenglandah

    Newenglandah said, about 1 month ago

    This year the Big E (essentially a state fair for all of New England) featured a bacon cheeseburger on a donut instead of a roll. My cholesterol went up just thinking about it.

  9. Richard

    Richard said, about 1 month ago

    Dont forget a moon pie and an R.C. Cola.

  10. Avolunteer

    Avolunteer said, about 1 month ago

    My favourites at the Big E were alwats the clam fritters at the RI building & the Maple sugar cotton candy at the NH Building. ALways had to hit those (and the long lines to get them said others felt the same!) can’t eat the fritters now, but just thinking of them…YUM!

  11. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Thanks for making me drool. I’ll now retire to my oatmeal. YUK!

  12. Susan001

    Susan001 said, about 1 month ago

    Broomie, you are what you EAT.

  13. Fer Lefer

    Fer Lefer said, about 1 month ago

    Man! I’m just a bunch of tacos!

    And don’t forget the diet coke, Broomie, to avoid too much sugar

  14. ed-in-toledo

    ed-in-toledo said, about 1 month ago

    I can feel my arteries closing up just reading that…

  15. JanCinVV

    JanCinVVGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    yyyguy: cole slaw is cabbage (and other things) smothered in mayo, so no that’s not a naked salad.

    newenglandah: they had the same thing at the Los Angeles county fair last month. I didn’t have the nerve to try it, but I did have a bite of my husband’s deep fried cheese on a stick - yum!

  16. Destiny23

    Destiny23 said, about 1 month ago

    Butter a la mode I can understand, but chocolate-covered bacon?? Chocolate and grease just don’t go together!

  17. Iwa Iniki

    Iwa InikiGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Oh, yuch!

  18. cholldekkgher stenstenstaffgher

    cholldekkgher stenst... said, about 1 month ago

    A tub of butter, topped with whipped cream?
    Maybe you like a bottle of Jim Beam
    To wash that down with if you’re in a hurry
    To get buried in the local cemetury
    You must like a lot of cholesteral it would seem

  19. taften

    taften said, about 1 month ago

    I watched my mother but butter on everything she ate (even the heavily sugar frosted breakfast rollsI and she fried everything she didn’t put butter on - as a result her weight went up, she got diabetes, heart attacks and died of kidney failure. I learned from watching her and her brothers and sisters to cook with little or no grease and use butter substitute sparingly. Before became disabled used to exercise too.

  20. OldHipster

    OldHipster said, about 1 month ago

    No, it is who you soon will be.

    Ya know?

  21. rricchhterr

    rricchhterr said, about 1 month ago

    l like mustard on popcorn…

  22. SherlockWatson

    SherlockWatson said, about 1 month ago

    No, Broomie, it’s what you are.

  23. big G 3469

    big G 3469Genius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Destiny 23 When I went to the Los Angeles County Fair last month (The biggest county fair in the USA!) there was a booth in the midway near the race track that sold CHOCOLATE COVERED BACON! & i kid you not! I opted for the Monster two foot long corn dog & the Granny Smith apple caramel sundae instead! mmmmm!