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   Margueritem said, about 1 month ago

   Oh no, LOL!

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   Yukoner said, about 1 month ago

   Fear not, it’ll all work out in the (other) end.

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   Sisyphos said, about 1 month ago

   That’ll teach you, Broomie! Panic is not productive….

4. 

   ejcapulet said, about 1 month ago

   I kind of like the pre-paid thing they have over here - no surprises.

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   Destiny23 said, about 1 month ago

   The person on the other end must be hearing some interesting “static” about now!

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   Doctor Toon said, about 1 month ago

   I pay a flat fee for unlimited texts and calls.
   Never a surprise in the cell phone bill that way.

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   Richard said, about 1 month ago

   Hope the clock on the phone works…..er………….so he can pass the time away.

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   BC13 said, about 1 month ago

   They make cell phone small enough to swallow, so why haven’t I head of this before?

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   Fer Lefer said, about 1 month ago

   “Let your words be as sweet as honey… for you may swallow them”

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    N7326 Foxtrot said, about 1 month ago

    When my doctor thought I might have an ulcer, he had me swallow a television camera,

11. 

    Joe Allen Doty said, about 1 month ago

    Back several years ago, I loaned a niece one of my cell phones so that she could use it to look for a job. I told her that she could either return it when she got a job or I would have the account changed to her name.

    Well, her sons, especially the older one, Mike, used it a lot. His cousin, Jason, the niece’s sister’s son (also my great-nephew), told him that text messaging was free.

    Jason had heard someone else say that because he didn’t ask his mother who paid for his phone if it was true.

    I didn’t know what was going on because the cell phone costs were always a month behind what was on my regular phone bill. It was all the same phone company.

    I called the phone company and put a stop to the text messages. But, in looking at the phone calls made on the phone over a few months, I figured out that my niece had rarely used it to even look for a job.

    My mother’s brother, her great-uncle, had given her a car and she drove it from where she was staying to church or to town where she did volunteer work for her pastor.

    She got angry with me because I demanded that she return the phone. But, she had promised to use it in her job search. She still didn’t have a job when I told her to give it back. Her mother, my younger sister, ended up mailing it back to me.

    While I could use a cell phone for emergency purposes, I rarely have a need for one at this time.

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    SchmoozeMinkey said, about 1 month ago

    Lemmeseehere… The cellphone bill is $200. I didn’t know Broomie had a paying job.

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    Susan001 said, about 1 month ago

    Last month, I was on the bus, and there was this MORON who was yelling into his cell and ignoring the other passengers who were very clearly annoyed.

    Irwin, I’d like you to swallow every cell phone in existence!

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    OldHipster said, about 1 month ago

    I guess Irwin took her seriously when she said that they would have to pay the phone bill and eat it, or go without.

    Joe Allen is rambling on again, as usual, about nothing. Have ya lost yer mind, dude?

    YA HEARD ME?

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    SherlockWatson said, about 1 month ago

    Maybe Irwin can stick his finger down his throat and reverse the charges.

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    Joe Allen Doty said, about 1 month ago

    How can I help it that you have a mental problem of your own, OldHipster.

    If you didn’t have that problem, you would just ignore what I post.

17. 

    Tigger said, about 1 month ago

    Wait a few hours and it will pass.

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    cholldekkgher stenst... said, about 1 month ago

    Just like that gas bubble we have every now and again?

19. 

    Robert Peters said, about 1 month ago

    Susan, you could try what I do and mock them even more loudly about what a piece of junk their phone must be to need that.