Broom Hilda by Russell Myers

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  1. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    That could be arranged, Broomie….

  2. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, 2 months ago

    Then you would be a horny witch.

  3. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 2 months ago

    Just stop in a costume shop, Broomie, and there you are: instant Viking!

  4. ejcapulet

    ejcapuletGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    I’m sure Bill or Hagar would be happy to give you the name of a reliable hatter.

  5. Yukoner

    Yukoner said, 2 months ago

    You want to play football in Minnesota??

  6. yyyguy

    yyyguyGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    doesn’t everyone?

  7. Desultourist

    Desultourist said, 2 months ago

    I had one but the horns fell off.

  8. N7326 Foxtrot

    N7326 Foxtrot said, 2 months ago

    Horny witch…..That’s funny.

  9. RobinaFox

    RobinaFox said, 2 months ago

    Cute? The Vikings would be mortified.

  10. Josh 1360

    Josh 1360 said, 2 months ago

    Then you can sponsor a certain credit card company.

  11. Jogger2

    Jogger2 said, 2 months ago

    The Vikings didn’t really put horns on their helmets. I wonder where that mis-characterization originated?

  12. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    ejcapulet
    But if Broomie went to Lucky Eddie, she might get one for nothing.

  13. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan RakkavGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Maybe because the Vikings were (are you ready?) demonized by their victims? Just speculating.

    Which reminds me: Broomie shouldn’t need any artificially added horns, it’s surprising she doesn’t have natural ones already!

  14. Susan001

    Susan001 said, 2 months ago

    With a Viking hat, she’d have to change her name from Broom Hilda to Brunnehilde.

  15. bald 716

    bald 716 said, 2 months ago

    you could go to one of those haloween stores , i think there is one up at the boulevard mall

  16. Doctor Toon

    Doctor ToonGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    The horns on Viking helmets were added in the opera to make the costumes more interesting.

  17. SherlockWatson

    SherlockWatson said, 2 months ago

    If she wants a viking experience, I’m sure Gaylord would be willing to put her on a burning boat and push it out to sea.

  18. Coffee-Turtle

    Coffee-TurtleGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Valhalla here we come! :-D

  19. stonehenge1951

    stonehenge1951Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    The horned helmets were worn by Gernanic tribes.

  20. cholldekkgher stenstenstaffgher

    cholldekkgher stenst... said, 2 months ago

    You want cute horns, Broomie? Go to Pep Boys Auto accessories department. Ask for the sports car horns in your favorite color.

  21. OldHipster

    OldHipster said, 2 months ago

    Oh wow, Desult, that is one cool avatar!

    (Cue the Twilight Zone theme!)

  22. Desultourist

    Desultourist said, 2 months ago

    Why, thanks! There’s true beauty in simple trigonometric functions, isn’t there? (Sine of two-argument arctangent with exponential radial offset, to be precise.) I once created an animated version, but it made me insane. By the way, in the Twilight Zone, my avatar twists in the other direction. :)