Broom Hilda by Russell Myers

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  1. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Keep telling yourself that, and row faster!

  2. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 3 months ago

    Let’s all sing along! Row, row, row your boat….

  3. big G 3469

    big G 3469Genius_badge said, 3 months ago

    ” Row ,ROW, ROW THAT BOAT, quickly to the Extreme, if that shark catches YOU you’re gonna hear Ol’ Broomie SCREAM!!!!”

  4. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan RakkavGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Yeah, right, where’s all that lightning now when BroomHilda really needs it? :))

    Cheer up, Broomie. You’ve obviously rediscovered C. megalodon, and if you live through it, you will become very famous.

  5. wndrwrthg

    wndrwrthgGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    She would do well to face the shark and row.

  6. Ronshua

    RonshuaGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Hilda should have spoken up in Nineveh , in three days she will .

  7. beatles777

    beatles777 said, 3 months ago

    Turn around and zap it Broomie

  8. Desultourist

    Desultourist said, 3 months ago

    Row! Row like there’s no tomorrow.

    (Because if you don’t, there really ain’t.)

  9. Avolunteer

    Avolunteer said, 3 months ago

    Broomie in the whale….. bet she gets spit out!

  10. Richard

    Richard said, 3 months ago

    Broomie is chum.

  11. Doctor Toon

    Doctor ToonGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Tomorrow will be a better day, but only if you live until tomorrow.

  12. Bdaysuit

    Bdaysuit said, 3 months ago

    Use your finger, Broomie. Zap him.

  13. Lewreader

    LewreaderGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Don’t sharks roll over to bite?

  14. N7326 Foxtrot

    N7326 Foxtrot said, 3 months ago

    Why didn’t you carry your broomstick in the boat?

  15. ThisStinks715

    ThisStinks715 said, 3 months ago

    She is too busy rowing to think about zapping him. Row Broomie Row.

  16. yyyguy

    yyyguyGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Tomorrow will be a better day?
    as John Lennon said:
    Can’t get no worse. (“Getting Better” from Sgt. Pepper.)
    as Satchel Paige said:
    Never look behind you. You don’t know WHAT might be gaining on you.

  17. hossblacksilver

    hossblacksilver said, 3 months ago

    (I’m surprised no one has used this one yet)

    You’re going to need a bigger boat.

  18. Fer Lefer

    Fer Lefer said, 3 months ago

    Oh, c’mon! Let her have time to remember she’s a witch

  19. burgundytoo

    burgundytoo said, 3 months ago

    hossblacksilver said, about 1 hour ago

    (I’m surprised no one has used this one yet)

    You’re going to need a bigger boat.

    Or,” the taxidermy man is gonna have a heart attack when he see’s what we bring him”

  20. ejcapulet

    ejcapuletGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Lewreader said, about 9 hours ago

    Don’t sharks roll over to bite?

    Not if what they’re eating is small enough for one bite, they roll over if they have to tear off a chunk. Not having much of a neck can cause eating problems.