Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard

Brewster Rockit

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  1. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 3 months ago

    It’s the optics in the headgear… That or graduating from he Stormtrooper Marksmanship School…

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 3 months ago

    With the same instructor that taught the original Cylons … the visitors in the original V …the Peacekeepers in Farscape…

  3. Peabody-Martini

    Peabody-Martini said, 3 months ago

    The stormtroopers on Star Wars that always seem to shoot wide of the target.

  4. Clark  Kent

    Clark Kent said, 3 months ago

    And the official “good guys” always hit their targets.

  5. Kali39

    Kali39 said, 3 months ago

    If Star Wars was correct:
    Obi-Wan: Only imperial stormtroopers are so precise.
    Luke: Oh, yeah, right! The only reason they hit the moon is because they were aiming at the sun!

  6. Gary McSpook

    Gary McSpook said, 3 months ago

    It’s the weapons, which have a “miss by a mile” default setting.

  7. Coyoty

    Coyoty said, 3 months ago

    It’s not the troopers’ fault. Brewster’s too stupid to get hit.

  8. Newenglandah

    Newenglandah said, 3 months ago

    I often wondered why of 500 Indians none could hit John Wayne, but every time John Wayne shot his gun an Indian would fall off his horse.

  9. Phatts California

    Phatts California said, 3 months ago

    … that’s just what it means to be a Mook …
    Mooks, TV Tropes

  10. puddleglum1066

    puddleglum1066 said, 3 months ago

    That’s how “positive affirmations” work: 1) you miss the target, 2) you tell yourself “I have good aim” and give yourself a virtual hug, 3) your brain, feeling rewarded by the affirmation, concludes that “good aim” means missing the target, and proceeds to improve its skill in this area.


    Sorry, Oprah, but that’s how things work…

  11. Doctor Toon

    Doctor Toon said, 3 months ago

    Aren’t all Stormtroopers clones?


    You know how it turns out when you make a copy of a copy, by the time you make that many there are bound to be some defects

  12. drose57

    drose57 said, 3 months ago

    ON TAR- Oh, forGET it.

  13. Omnius

    Omnius said, 3 months ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Yay Farscape and the Peacekeepers!

  14. phritzg

    phritzg said, 3 months ago

    My therapist has paws and likes to purr while sitting in my lap.

  15. Kali39

    Kali39 said, 3 months ago

    @phritzg

    Best kind…

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