Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard

Brewster Rockit

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  1. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 3 years ago

    It’s the optics in the headgear… That or graduating from he Stormtrooper Marksmanship School…

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    With the same instructor that taught the original Cylons … the visitors in the original V …the Peacekeepers in Farscape…

  3. Peabody-Martini

    Peabody-Martini said, over 3 years ago

    The stormtroopers on Star Wars that always seem to shoot wide of the target.

  4. Kali39

    Kali39 said, over 3 years ago

    If Star Wars was correct:
    Obi-Wan: Only imperial stormtroopers are so precise.
    Luke: Oh, yeah, right! The only reason they hit the moon is because they were aiming at the sun!

  5. Gary McSpook

    Gary McSpook said, over 3 years ago

    It’s the weapons, which have a “miss by a mile” default setting.

  6. Coyoty

    Coyoty GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    It’s not the troopers’ fault. Brewster’s too stupid to get hit.

  7. Newenglandah

    Newenglandah said, over 3 years ago

    I often wondered why of 500 Indians none could hit John Wayne, but every time John Wayne shot his gun an Indian would fall off his horse.

  8. Phatts California

    Phatts California said, over 3 years ago

    … that’s just what it means to be a Mook …
    Mooks, TV Tropes

  9. puddleglum1066

    puddleglum1066 said, over 3 years ago

    That’s how “positive affirmations” work: 1) you miss the target, 2) you tell yourself “I have good aim” and give yourself a virtual hug, 3) your brain, feeling rewarded by the affirmation, concludes that “good aim” means missing the target, and proceeds to improve its skill in this area.


    Sorry, Oprah, but that’s how things work…

  10. drose57

    drose57 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    ON TAR- Oh, forGET it.

  11. Kali39

    Kali39 said, over 3 years ago

    Best kind…

  12. Darren Blair

    Darren Blair said, over 3 years ago

    @Peabody-Martini

    There have been a number of hypotheticals as to why they kept missing like they did.
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    Among other things are “the helmets were designed wrong, limiting the field of vision” and “the blasters themselves were defective”.
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    In contrast, the unit we saw in the first film that took out the Jawas was supposed to have been a unit of elite troopers, meaning that they’d have overcome those limitations via training & experience, or perhaps have figured out those limitations and corrected matters themselves.

  13. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan Rakkav said, over 3 years ago

    @Kali39

    Yeah, that always made me chuckle. Those must’ve been exceptional Stormtroopers because most of them couldn’t hit the broad side of a docking bay from inside. They really degenerated from their Boba Fett-like clonal origins, didn’t they?

  14. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan Rakkav said, over 3 years ago

    @puddleglum1066

    There is a difference between positive affirmation and denial of one’s limits.

  15. Vic

    Vic said, over 3 years ago

    @Kali39

    Luke on the way to the detention center " I can’t see a thing in this helmet!"

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