Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard

Brewster Rockit

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  1. Bilan

    Bilan said, almost 2 years ago

    That’s the best weapon to defeat Dirk Raider!

  2. Peabody-Martini

    Peabody-Martini said, almost 2 years ago

    This gives a whole new meaning to “In space no one can hear you scream”.

  3. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan Rakkav GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    It’s a cheesy tune that we’ve learned to sing;
    We would rather do almost anything;
    We can’t wait to be done
    And go out and have fun;
    It’s not music after all!

    IT’S NOT MUSIC AFTER ALL!
    IT’S NOT MUSIC AFTER ALL!
    IT’S NOT MUSIC AFTER ALL!
    IT’S A CHEESY TUNE!

    (actual parody lyrics written by someone who worked some years prior at the Small World Pavilion – he started the parody with that, I added the next set, and together we created possibly the longest and probably the worst takeoff of this song of all time… well over a hundred verses before we ran out of ideas…)

  4. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan Rakkav GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Meanwhile, the version Dirk Raider’s crew is hearing isn’t even balanced metrically. It’s an error, after all… :P

  5. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, almost 2 years ago

    Dirk will have to quit wearing the Northern Pacific RW logo on his belt…

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Pacific_Railway

  6. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, almost 2 years ago

    When you wish upon a Death Star…

    Makes no difference who you are…

    Raider will blow you from the stars…

    As pir-ates doooooooo.

  7. Coyoty

    Coyoty GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Dirk’s crew will now be called the Space Pirates of the Carribbean.

    He hopes Disney doesn’t find out “Dirk” is actually his middle name and his first name is really Donald.

  8. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    The Death Star goes insane
    To the sound of Muzak…

  9. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    What I learned from Walt Disney
    Penguins make good servants
    Nannies fly
    Chipmunks are polite
    lemmings commit suicide
    If inanimate objects can talk they’ll be in a musical
    ducks are hot tempered

  10. Gary McSpook

    Gary McSpook said, almost 2 years ago

    @Rad-ish

    Also:
    Mice wear pants but Ducks don’t
    Some dogs walk on two legs and talk, others don’t
    Woodland animals make excellent domestics
    Seven “height challenged” men can live together without it being gay (perhaps)

  11. Captain Colorado

    Captain Colorado said, almost 2 years ago

    What kind of Mickey Mouse outfit is this?
    Oh, that kind!

  12. pcolli

    pcolli said, almost 2 years ago

    @Gary McSpook

    Why do you think Happy was happy? Doc was needed for those infected times. Grumpy was so named because he hated being kept awake, whist Bashful was embarrassed by his overwhelming attribute.

  13. PatyAnn

    PatyAnn said, almost 2 years ago

    @Gary McSpook

    LOL

  14. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, almost 2 years ago

    ….may the mouse be with you.

  15. Clark  Kent

    Clark Kent said, almost 2 years ago

    ♫ ♪ Rindrops keep falling on my head…. ♪ ♫
    ♪ ♫ And the itsy bitsy spider crawled up the spout again…. ♫ ♪
    ♫ ♪ McArthurs park is melting in the dark…. ♪ ♫
    ♪ ♫ Delta dawn…. ♫ ♪

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