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   Bilan said, 7 months ago

   That’s the best weapon to defeat Dirk Raider!
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   Peabody-Martini said, 7 months ago

   This gives a whole new meaning to “In space no one can hear you scream”.
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   Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) said, 7 months ago

   It’s a cheesy tune that we’ve learned to sing;
   We would rather do almost anything;
   We can’t wait to be done
   And go out and have fun;
   It’s not music after all!
   
   IT’S NOT MUSIC AFTER ALL!
   IT’S NOT MUSIC AFTER ALL!
   IT’S NOT MUSIC AFTER ALL!
   IT’S A CHEESY TUNE!
   
   (actual parody lyrics written by someone who worked some years prior at the Small World Pavilion – he started the parody with that, I added the next set, and together we created possibly the longest and probably the worst takeoff of this song of all time… well over a hundred verses before we ran out of ideas…)
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   Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) said, 7 months ago

   Meanwhile, the version Dirk Raider’s crew is hearing isn’t even balanced metrically. It’s an error, after all… :P
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 7 months ago

   Dirk will have to quit wearing the Northern Pacific RW logo on his belt…

   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Pacific_Railway
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 7 months ago

   When you wish upon a Death Star…

   Makes no difference who you are…

   Raider will blow you from the stars…

   As pir-ates doooooooo.
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   Coyoty said, 7 months ago

   Dirk’s crew will now be called the Space Pirates of the Carribbean.

   He hopes Disney doesn’t find out “Dirk” is actually his middle name and his first name is really Donald.
8. 

   Radish said, 7 months ago

   The Death Star goes insane
   To the sound of Muzak…
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   Radish said, 7 months ago

   What I learned from Walt Disney
   Penguins make good servants
   Nannies fly
   Chipmunks are polite
   lemmings commit suicide
   If inanimate objects can talk they’ll be in a musical
   ducks are hot tempered
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    Gary McSpook said, 7 months ago

    @Radish

    Also:
    Mice wear pants but Ducks don’t
    Some dogs walk on two legs and talk, others don’t
    Woodland animals make excellent domestics
    Seven “height challenged” men can live together without it being gay (perhaps)
11. 

    Captain Colorado said, 7 months ago

    What kind of Mickey Mouse outfit is this?
    Oh, that kind!
12. 

    pcolli said, 7 months ago

    @Gary McSpook

    Why do you think Happy was happy? Doc was needed for those infected times. Grumpy was so named because he hated being kept awake, whist Bashful was embarrassed by his overwhelming attribute.
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    PatyAnn said, 7 months ago

    @Gary McSpook

    LOL
14. 

    capndunzzl said, 7 months ago

    ….may the mouse be with you.
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    Clark Kent said, 7 months ago

    ♫ ♪ Rindrops keep falling on my head…. ♪ ♫
    ♪ ♫ And the itsy bitsy spider crawled up the spout again…. ♫ ♪
    ♫ ♪ McArthurs park is melting in the dark…. ♪ ♫
    ♪ ♫ Delta dawn…. ♫ ♪
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